That, trust me, I could weep to part with thee. me. Think so, and 'tis so. And, when time is full, Bel. I am gone. But since I am to part with you, my lord, May sick men, if they have your wish, be well; Pha. Why should these ladies stay so long? They must come this way: I know the queen employs them not; for the reverend mother sent me word, they would be all for the garden. If they should all prove honest now, I were in a fair taking. Here's one bolted. Enter GALATEA. Gal. Your grace! Pha. Shall I not be a trouble? Pha. Nay, nay, you are too quick. By this sweet hand Gal. You'll be forsworn, sir; 'tis but an old glove. If you will talk at distance, I am for you: And then, I think, I shall have sense enough to answer all the weighty apothegms your royal blood shall manage. Pha. Dear lady, can you love? Gal. Dear, prince! how dear? I ne'er cost you a coach yet, nor put you to the dear repentance of a banquet. Here's no scarlet, sir, to blash the sin out it was given for. This wire mine own hair covers; and this face has been so far from being dear to any, that it ne'er cost penny painting: And, for the rest of my poor wardrobe, such as you see, it leaves no hand behind it, to make the jealous mercer's wife curse our good doings. Pha. You mistake me, lady. Gal. Lord, I do so: 'Would you, or I, could help it! Pha. Do ladies of this country use to give no more respect to men of my full being? Gal. Full being! I understand you not, unless❘ your grace means growing to fatness; and then Pha. Lady, you talk of nothing all this while. Pha. This is a crafty wench; I like her wit well; 'twill be rare to stir up a leaden appetite. She's a Danäe, and must be courted in a shower of gold. Madam, look here: All these, and more than Gal. What have you there, my lord? Gold! Now, as I live, 'tis fair gold! You would have silver for it, to play with the pages: You could not have taken me in a worse time; but, if you have present use, my lord, I'll send my man with silver, and keep your gold for you. Pha. Lady, lady! Gal. She's coming, sir, behind, will take white money. Yet, for all this I'll match you. [Exit Gal. behind the hangings. Pha. If there be but two such more in this kingdom, and near the court, we may even hang up our harps. Enter MEGRA. Here's another: If she be of the same last, the devil shall pluck her on. Many fair mornings, lady. Meg. As many mornings bring as many days, Fair, sweet, and hopeful to your grace. Pha. She gives good words yet; If your more serious business do not call you, Meg. What would your grace talk of? Pha. Of some such pretty subject as yourself. Which those fair suns above, with their bright Reflect upon and ripen. Sweetest beauty, Meg. Oh, delicate sweet prince! Such pretty begging blanks, I should commend Your forehead, or your cheeks, and kiss you too. Pha. Do it in prose; you cannot miss it, madam. Meg. I shall, I shall. Pha. By my life, you shall not. But we lose time. Can you love? Meg. Love you, my lord? How would you have me love you? Has your grace seen the courtstar, Galatea? Pha. Out upon her! She's as cold of her favour as an apoplex: She sailed by but now. Meg. And how do you hold her wit, sir? Pha. I hold her wit? The strength of all the guard cannot hold it, if they were tied to it; she would blow them out of the kingdom. They talk of Jupiter; he is but a squib-cracker to her: Look well about you, and you may find a tongue-bolt. But speak, sweet lady, shall I be freely welcome? Meg. Whither? Pha. Make your own conditions, my purse shall seal them; and what you dare imagine you can want, I'll furnish you withal: Give two hours to your thoughts every morning about it. Come, I know you are bashful; speak in my ear, will you be mine? Keep this, and with it me: Soon I will visit you. Meg. My lord, my chamber's most unsafe; but when 'tis night, I'll find some means to slip into your lodging; till when Pha. Till when, this, and my heart go with thee! [Exeunt several ways. Enter GALATEA from behind the hangings. Gal. Oh, thou pernicious petticoat-prince! are these your virtues? Well, if I do not lay a train to blow your sport up, I am no woman: And, lady Dowsabel, I'll fit you for't. Enter ARETHUSA and a Lady. Are. Where's the boy? Lady. Within, madam. [Exit. Are. Gave you him gold to buy him cloaths? Lady. I did. Are. And has he done it? Lady. Yes, madam. Hadst thou a curst master, when thou went'st to school? Thou art not capable of other grief. Thou art deceived, boy. Does he speak of me, Bel. If it be love, To forget all respect of his own friends, Or killed, because it might have been your chance; Are. Oh, you're a cunning boy, and taught to lic, For your lord's credit; but thou know'st a lie, That bears this sound, is welcomer to me Than any truth, that says, he loves me not. Lead the way, boy. Do attend me too. 'Tis thy lord's business hastes me thus. you Away. [Exeunt. [Exit. Meg. She's jealous, as I live. Look you, my lord, The princess has a Hilas, an Adonis. Pha. His form is angel-like. Dion. Tis a sweet boy; how brave she keeps him. Pha. Ladies all, good rest; I mean to kill a buck To-morrow morning, ere you've done your dreams. [Exit. Meg. All happiness attend your grace!"Gentlemen, good rest. Come, shall we to-bed? Gal. Yes; all good night. [Ex. Gal. and Meg. Dion. May your dreams be true to you. What shall we do, gallants? 'tis late. The king Is up still; see, he comes; a guard along With him. Eater KING, ARETHUSA, and guard. King. Look your intelligence be true. Are. Upon my life, it is: And I do hope, Your highness will not tie me to a man, That, in the heat of wooing, throws me off, And takes another. Dion. What should this mean? King. If it be true, Cle. Sir, She parted hence but now, with other ladies. Holds wealth, or state, from others, shall be curst It shall be crossly matched; the gods themselves | Yet, if it be your wills, forgive the sin Enter DION. Dion. Sir, I have asked, and her women swear she is within; I told them, I must speak with her; they laughed, and said, their lady lay speechless. I said, my business was important; they said, their lady was about it: I grew hot, and cried, my business was a matter, that concerned life and death; they answered, so was sleeping, at which their lady was. I urged again, she had scarce time to be so, since last I saw her; they smiled again, and seemed to instruct me, that sleeping was nothing but lying down and winking. Answers more direct I could not get: In short, sir, I think she is not there. King. 'Tis then no time to dally. You of the guard, Wait at the back door of the prince's lodging, Pha. What saucy groom knocks at this dead of night? Where be our waiters? By my vexed soul, Pha. I say, no, [Meg. above. Meg. Let them enter, prince; let them enter; I am up, and ready; I know their business: 'Tis the poor breaking of a lady's honour, They hunt so hotly after; let them enjoy it. Oh, my lord the king, this is not noble in you To make public the weakness of a woman. Enter MEGRA. King. Now, lady of honour, where's your ho- No man can fit your palate, but the prince. By all those gods you swore by, and as many King. What boy is this she raves at? I am loth to reveal them. Keep this fault, And so high and glowing, that other kingdoms, Shall read it there, nay travel with it, 'till they find No tongue to make it more, nor no more people; And then behold the fall of your fair princess. King. Has she a boy? Cle. So please your grace, I have seen a boy wait On her; a fair boy. King. Go, get you to your quarter: For this time I'll study to forget you. Meg. Do you study to forget me, and I'll study To forget you. [Ex. King, Meg. and guard. Cle. Why, here's a male spirit for Hercules. Dion. Sure she has a garrison of devils in her tongue, she uttereth such balls of wild-fire. She has so nettled the king, that all the doctors in the country will scarce cure him. That boy was a strange-found out antidote to cure her infection: That boy; that princess' boy; that brave, chaste, virtuous lady's boy; and a fair boy, a well-spoken boy! All these considered, can make nothing else. But there I leave you, gentlemen. Thra. Nay, we'll go wander with you. [Exeunt, ACT III. Enter CLEREMONT, DION, and THRASILINE. Cle. NAY, doubtless, 'tis true. That raised this punishment, to scourge the king For us, that should write noble in the land, Thra. That man, that would not stir with you Cle. Philaster is too backward in it himself. The gentry do await it, and the people, Against their nature, are all bent for him, And like a field of standing corn, that's moved With a stiff gale, their heads bow all one way. Dion. The only cause, that draws Philaster back From this attempt, is the fair princess' love, Which he admires, and we can now confute. Thra. Perhaps, he'll not believe it. Dion. Why, gentlemen, 'Tis without question so. Cle. Ay, 'tis past speech, She lives dishonestly: But how shall we, Thra. We are all satisfied within ourselves. Dion. My good lord, We come to urge that virtue, which we know Phi. How honourable is this love in you To me, that have deserved none? Know, my friends, (You, that were born to shame your poor Philaster Dion. The time is fuller, sir, than you expect: Dion. Is loathed as much as he. Dion. My lord Phi. Thou liest, [Offers to draw and is held. And thou shalt feel it. I had thought, thy mind Had been of honour. Thus to rob a lady Of her good name, is an infectious sin, Not to be pardoned: Be it false as hell, Twill never be redeemed, if it be sown Amongst the people, fruitful to increase All evil they shall hear. Let me alone, That I may cut off falsehood, whilst it springs! Set hills on hills betwixt me and the man That utters this, and I will scale them all, And from the utmost top fall on his neck, Like thunder from a cloud. Dion. This is most strange : Sure he does love her. Phi. I do love fair truth: She is my mistress, and who injures her, Phi. I ask you pardon, sir; My zeal to truth made ine unmannerly: Phi. Oh, say not so! good sir, forbear to say so! Phi. 'Tis false! Oh, Heaven! 'tis false ! it cannot be! Dion. Ay; know you him, my lord? You are abused, and so is she, and I. Phi. Why, all the world's abused Dion. Oh, noble sir, your virtues Cannot look into the subtle thoughts of woman. In short, my lord, I took them; I myself. Phi. Now all the devils, thou didst! Fly from my rage! 'Would thou hadst taken devils engendering plagues, When thou didst take them! Hide thee from my eyes! Would thou hadst taken thunder on thy breast, 'When thou didst take them; or been strucken dumb For ever; that this foul deed might have slept In silence! Thra. Have you known him so ill tempered? Cle. Never before. Phi. The winds, that are let loose From the four several corners of the earth, Dion. Why, my lord, are you so moved at this? Phi. When any falls from virtue, I'm distract; I have an interest in't. Dion. But, good my lord, recall yourself, Phi. I thank you; I will do it. Dion. All the gods direct you Thra. He was extreme impatient. Phi. Oh, that I had a sea Within my breast, to quench the fire I feel! As far from lies as she is far from truth. |