For all the world like any cow. I'll try again, if you defire. Simon. Lord, I'm all on fire. Betty. Now, Simon, these delights are sweet; But let's be cautious and difcreet: Th' old gentleman, you know, loves me ; However, I love you, d'ye fee,. And mean to leave him in the lurch.. Simon. And when shall us be ax'd in church? Betty. Next week, perhaps. Simon, And not before? Betty. Have patience; what would I fay I'll marry you. Simon. Good Lord! One kifs. Betty. But mum now. Simon. Not a word. you have more? Betty. To marry mafter are you bent, You first fhall ftay for my confent :: Bb 3 Men Men are wily, men are cunning, And foil them with the arts they teach. ; Changes to a Street; on one Side, the Old Lady's Houfe; on the other Side, Goofecap's. Goofecap enters with the Old Lady. Goofe. In fhort, this, Madam, is my plan; And, if you take me, you 0. Lady. Nay, I'll believe, without your oath; And, fince you make fo fair an offer, I will not vainly flight the proffer : Goofe. Mens years and features are no matter; fo. O. Lady. 1 will, Sir; I have told you And afterwards we'll fign and feal. O. Lady. But are you not too much in hafte ? Goofe. Why should we time in courtship waste? 0. Lady. Nay, as you pleafe; but then, I must Step in, my head-drefs to adjuft. Goofe Goofe. I'll wait your coming, Madam, here: But let me lead you, pray. Q. Lady. O dear! You gentlemen are fo polite ! You fhan't, I vow; you fhame me quite; But, Mifter Goosecap, hark'e; SCENE VII. Goofecap; Betty and Simon enter behind; and after- Gad, fhe's a woman of good fenfe ; Virtuous, and not without the pence; And as for beauty, ''tis a dream, All women foon become the fame. Betty. Here, Simon, we must both stand ready; I faw him talking with my lady; But he's as cunning as old Nick, And I fufpect fome mummer's trick. Simon. Let us go nearer. Betty. Hold take heed! Goofe. Beauty is but a dream, indeed!' And youth a flow'r that foon decays. Betty. He's talking. Simon. Hark! Betty. What is't he says? Simon. Something I could not hear, could you? I It is the best measure, For profit and pleasure, I could have adopted, in every refpect.. By this time to-morrow, I can be as headstrong as fhe. Betty. All bedizen'd, Perfum'd, poifon'd!' A. 2. O, fhe is a fine lady. O. Lady. My confufion is fo great, Sir; Gosfe. Not at all, maʼam; Take the wall, ma'am, And oblige me with your hand. 0. Lady. Sir, I'm all at your command. Fal, lal, lal, lal, lal, lal, loo. By your leave, and stand aside there; Room for Mifter Goofecap's bride there. A. 2. Both your fervants come to meet you. Treated me with fo much ill manners. A. 2. Cupid, Hymen, spread your banners; Love and beauty, 'Tis our duty.. Goofe. Slut! Dog! Tell me how you dare O. Lady. Ufe this freedom. Goofe. Never heed them; I'll chaftife them, you may fwear. A. 2. Husband rare! Charming fair. Betty. Betty. Fa, ra, la, ra, la, ra, la! Simon. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! O Lady. Don't you fee me made their scorn? Did you bring me to abuse me? I was brought Goose. Oh, that ever I was born! Stay, my lady, I am ready. 0. Lady. Laugh'd at, banter'd! Simon. Mafter yonder's quite aftonish'd. Betty. Fa, ral, la, ra, la, ra, la ! As this has been, Sure no mortal ever faw. A Hall in Goofecap's House. Goofecap enters, driving Simon in before him with bis Cane. Simon.TELP! help! here, hold, Sir, go no further; Icod you'll make me cry out murder; › And if I do Goofe. What then? Simon. Why, then, You may repent. Goofe. Take that again; A ftroke or two will never kill you. Simon. Once more, I fay, be eafy, will you? What have I done? Goofe. You dog, you knave, What have you done! you ought to have And then at leaft a twelve-months durance. |