To utter all my fond, fond thoughts; to tell A Chamber: Goofecap is difcover'd feated at a Table, leaning upon his Arm, in a penfive Manner. S URE never mortal, at my age, Was fuch a buzzard, fuch a calf: A man whom years should render fage! Oons! infamy should fix For beginning boyish tricks? B b Betty! Betty! This is wond'rous civil. SCENE II. Goofecap, Betty. Betty. Mercy upon us, here's a stir; Sure you have loft your fenfes, Sir. Goofe. My breakfaft, huffey. Betty. Time enough. Goofe. You've let me bawl. Betty. "Twill cure your cough. Goofe. You might have faid you did not hear me. Betty. Why, was I deaf? Goofe. Then don't you fear me? Betty. For what? to fear me you were made. I vow and fwear, I blush To hear you make this riot : Submit, obey; 'Tis the wifeft way; SCENE SCENE III. Goofecap, Betty, Simon. Goofe. Here, Simon, fetch my hat and cane. Betty. What now, Sir! Goofe. Simon! Betty. "Tis in vain ; You must not go abroad to-day; You are not well, Sir. Goofe. Give me way. Betty. I will not let you budge from hence. Tell me, thou devil, whence it springs? Betty. Simon, take back your master's things. Betty. That may be; But now he ftays at home with me : Goofe. And will; I'm your, and my own mafter still. Simon, my hat, my cane, my cloak. Betty. Well, come, dear Sir, I did but joke; Since you'r refolv'd, you fhall go out; But must not leave me in a pout. Goofe. I'll leave you in what way I please ; And to do that your heart shall teaze ; For, miftrefs vixen, hear but this, I'll marry: Goofe. I will Betty. No. Goofe. Yes. Betty. If proper for the married life, I would myfelf become your wife. Goofe. You! Betty. Yes, I. Goose. Dare you further urge Your boldnefs? Betty. Yes. Goofe. I vow to George, She has a most alluring eye. Yet I will marry. B b z Betty. Betty. Fye, fye, fye. Goofe. I will, I will, by all that's bad, There's my neighbour, Lady Blinker, SCENE IV. Betty, Simon. Betty. Well, Simon, what's the best with you? Betty. That's not new; I think he's in one ev'ry day: Come, have you nothing else to say? Simon. What fhould I say? Betty. Nothing to me. Simon. What! Betty. Nay, you beft know that. Simon. (Laughing.) He, he! Betty. You might have wanted to unfold Your heart. Simon. I dare not be fo bold. Betty. You love me, Simon, no disguise. Simon. Lord, who could tell you that? Betty. Your eyes. Simon. Well, fince they've told you fo, I do. Say, am I right or am I wrong? Come, kifs me, Simon. Simon. Get along: You're making game of me, I know. Betty. Not I; come, kifs. Simon. But may I tho'? Betty. Try. Simon. That I will; fhe breathes, I vow, For |