A NEW WAY TO PAY OLD DEBTS. ACT THE FIRST. SCENE I. The Outside of a Village Alehouse. Enter WELLBORN, TAPWELL, and FROTH, from the Wellb. No liquor? nor no credit? Not the remainder of a single can, Left by a drunken porter. Froth. Not the dropping of the tap for your morning's draught, sir: 'Tis verity, I assure you. Wellb. Verity, you brach! The devil turn'd precisian! Rogue, what am I? Tap. Troth! durst I trust you with a lookingglass, To let you see your trim shape, you would quit me, And take the name yourself. Wellb. How? dog! Tap. Even so, sir. And I must tell you, if you but advance a foot, There dwells, and within call (if it please your worship,) A potent monarch, call'd the constable, That does command a citadel, call'd the stocks; Your poor tatter'd Wellb. Rascal! slave! Froth. No rage, sir. Tap. At his own peril! Do not put yourself In too much heat; there being no water near To quench your thirst and sure, for other liquor, I take it, You must no more remember; not in a dream, sir. Wellb. Why, thou unthankful villain, dar'st thou talk thus? Is not thy house, and all thou hast, my gift? Tap. I find it not in chalk; and Timothy Tapwell Does keep no other register. Wellb. Am not I he Whose riots fed and cloth'd thee? Wert thou not A drudge in his house? Tap. What I was, sir, it skills not; What you are, is apparent. Now, for a farewell: Since you talk of father, in my hope it will torment you, I'll briefly tell your story.-Your dead father, My quondam master, was a man of worship; Old Sir John Wellborn, justice of peace, and quorum; And stood fair to be custos rotulorum: Bore the whole sway of the shire; kept a great house: Reliev'd the poor, and so forth but he dying, Froth. Very hardly, You cannot be out of your way. Tap. But to my story-I shall proceed, sir: Which your uncle, Sir Giles Overreach, observing, While I, honest Tim Tapwell, with a little stock, Wellb. Yes, to whores and pickpockets. Tap. True; but they brought in profit; And had a gift to pay what they call'd for; And stuck not like your mastership. The poor in come I glean'd from them, hath made me, in my parish, Which if I do, on your petition, Wellborn, I may allow you thirteen-pence a quarter; Wellb. Thus, you dog-bolt And thus Tap. Cry out for help! Wellb. Stir, and thou diest: [Beats him. Your potent prince, the constable, shall not save you. Hear me, ungrateful hell-hound!—Did not I Make purses for you? Then you lick'd my boots, And thought your holiday coat too coarse to clean them. 'Twas I, that when I heard thee swear, if ever Thou couldst arrive at forty pounds, thou wouldst Tap. I cannot, sir. Wellb. They are well rewarded That beggar themselves to make such rascals rich. But since you are grown forgetful, I will help Tap. Oh! Enter ALLWORTH. Allw. Hold; for my sake, hold! Deny me, Frank? they are not worth your anger? Wellb. For once thou hast redeem'd them from this sceptre: But let them vanish; [Shaking his Cudgel. For if they grumble, I revoke my pardon. Froth. This comes of your prating, husband! you presum'd On your ambling wit, and must use your glib tongue, Though you are beaten lame for't. Tap. Patience, Froth, There's no law to cure our bruises. [They go off into the House, Wellb. Sent for to your mother? Allw. My lady, Frank! my patroness! my all! She's such a mourner for my father's death, And, in her love to him, so favours me, That I cannot pay too much observance to her. Wellb. "Tis a noble widow, And keeps her reputation pure, and clear Pr'ythee, tell me— Has she no suitors? Allw. Even the best of the shire, Frank, |