Vhen der oldt lady vishes to run dot masheen, Vhy, I shust let her run id, you see. Und vhen dot shly Yawcob vas cutting some dricks (A block off der oldt chip he vas, yaw!) Ef she goes for dot chap like some dousand off bricks, Dot's all righdt! She's mine moder-in-law. Veek oudt und veek in, id vas alvays der same, Dot vomen vos boss off der house; Budt, dhen, neffer mindt! I vos glad dot she came, She vas kind to mine young Yawcob Strauss. Und ven dhere vas vater to get vrom der spring Und firevood to shplit oup und saw She vas velcome to do it. Dhere's not anyding Dot's too good for mine moder-in-law. CHARLES FOLLEN ADAMS Dot Long-handled Dipper. DE "How schveet vrom der green mossy brim to receive it " Dot vould soundt pooty goot eef it only vas true Dhen down on your nose comes dot oldt iron handle, How nice it musd been in der rough vinter veddher, Vhen it settles righdt down to a coldt, freezing rain, To haf dot rope coom oup so light as a feddher, How handy it vas schust to turn on der faucet, Vhere der vater flows down vrom der schpring on der hill! I schust vas der schap dot vill alvays indorse it Oxsbecially nighdts vhen der veddher vas chill. Vhen Pfeiffer's oldt vell mit der schnow was all cofered, Und he vades droo der schnow-drifts to get him a trink, I schlips vrom der hearth, vhere der schiltren vas hofered, To dot long-handled dipper, dot hangs py der sink. Dhen gife oup der bookits und pails to der horses; Off mikerobes und tadpoles schust gife dhem dheir fill! Gife me dot pure vater dot all der time courses Droo dhose pipes dot run down vrom der schpring on der hill. Und eef der goot dings off dis vorld I gets rich in, Fair Exchange. Judge. HIS heart a maiden robbed him of; So he, in sorest grief, Brought action in the Court of Love And Angels twelve, nor less nor more, The case was called, and it was proved, When she the Plaintiff's heart removed She left her own instead. "Not guilty!" thus the verdict stands, Judge Love, agreeing, joined their hands GEORGE BIRDSEYE. |