Point vii. MISERIES OF MATRIMONY. WHAT, What is Marriage? Harris, Priscian, "Oh!" cries a charming silly fool, Emerging from her boarding school, 66 Marriage is love, without disguises, It is a-something that arises From raptures and from stolen glances, Vows-quarrels-moonshine-babes-but hush! "Pshaw!" says a modern modish wife, "Marriage is splendour, fashion, life; A house in town, and villa shady, Balls, diamond bracelets, and 'My Lady;' Then for Finale, angry words, Some people's'-' obstinates,'—'absurds!' And peevish hearts and silly heads, And oaths, and 'bêtes,' and separate beds." G 'Tis worse a mile than rope or tree, Adieu to Sunday can and pig, Adieu to wine, and whist, and wig; Our friends turn out-our wives are clapt in, "Tis 'exit Crony,'-' enter Captain.' Then hurry in a thousand thorns, 66 Why, Marriage," says an Exquisite, Sink the old Duchess!-three revokes! Marriage is-Gad! a cursed bore!" Hymen, who hears the blockheads groan, Rises indignant from his throne, POINT VII. Not Hymen's hand, but Guilt, and Sin, I did not bring the scoffer there; If Hymen's torch is feebler grown, Ye all have made me for yourselves!" THE MISERIES OF HABIT. "HABITS are stubborn things:" And by the time a man is turn'd of forty, His ruling passion's grown so haughty, There is no clipping of its wings. The truth will best be shown By a familiar instance of our own. Was a dear friend and lover of the pipe; He used to say, "One pipe of Wishart's best To him 'twas meat, and drink, and physic, Curl round his midnight taper, And the black fume Clothe all the room In clouds as dark as science metaphysic. |