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try, were thrown down; and it was no longer thought neceffary that every grove fhould nod at a rival, and every walk be paired with a twin-brother. The great master above-mentioned, truly the difciple of Nature, imitated her in the agreeable wildness and beautiful irregularity of her plans; of which there are fome noble examples ftill remaining, that abundantly fhew the power of his creative genius.

But it is our misfortune that we always run beyond the goal, and are never contented to reft at that point where perfection ends, and excefs and abfurdity begin. Thus our prefent artists in Gardening far exceed the wildness of Nature; and, pretending to improve on the plans of Kent, distort their ground into irregularities the moft offenfive that can be imagined. A great comic painter has proved, I am told, in a piece every day expected, that the line of beauty is an S. I take this to be the unanimous opinion of all our profeffors of horticulture, who feem to have the most idolatrous veneration for that crooked letter at the tail of the alphabet. Their land, their water, must be ferpentine; and, becaufe the formality of the laft age ran too much into right lines and parallels, a fpirit of oppofition carries the prefent univerfally into curves and mazes.

It was questioned of fome old mathematician, a great bigot to his favourite fcience, whether he would confent to go to heaven in any path that was not triangular? It may, I think, with equal propriety, be queftioned of a modern Gardener, whether he would confent to go thither in any path that is not ferpentine? Nothing on earth, at leaft, can pleafe out of that model; and there is reafon to believe, that paradife itself would have no charms for one of these gentlemen, unless it's walks be difpofed into labyrinth and meander. In ferious truth, the vaft multitude of grotefque little villas, which grow up every fummer, within a certain diftance of London, and fwarm more especially on the banks of the Thames, are fatal proofs of the degeneracy of our national taste. With a defcription of one of thofe whimfical nothings, and with a few previous remarks upon the owner of it, I fhall conclude this paper.

Squire Mushroom, the prefent worthy poffeffor of Block Hill, was born at a

little dirty village in Hertfordshire, and
received the rudiments of his education
behind a writing-defk, under the eye of
his father, who was an attorney at law.
It is not material to relate by what means
he broke loofe from the bondage of parch-
ment, or by what steps he rose from
primæval meanness and obfcurity to his
prefent station in life. Let it be fufficient
to fay, that at the age of forty he found
himself in poffeffion of a confiderable
fortune. Being thus enriched, he grew
ambitious of introducing himself to the
world as a man of taste and pleasure: for
which purpose, he put an edging of fil-
ver lace on his fervants waistcoats, took
into keeping a brace of whores, and re-
folved to have a Villa. Full of this
pleafing idea, he purchased an old farm-
houfe, not far diftant from the place of
his nativity, and fell to building and
planting with all the rage of taste. The
old manfion immediately thot up into
Gothic fpires, and was plattered over
with ftucco: the walls were notched into
battlements; uncouth animals were fet
grinning at one another over the gate-
pofts; and the hall was fortified with
rufty fwords and pistols, and a Medufa's
head staring tremendous over the chim-
ney. When he had proceeded thus far,
he difcovered in good time that his house
was not habitable; which obliged him
to add two rooms entirely new, and en-
tirely incoherent with the rest of the
building. Thus, while one half is de-
figned to give you an old Gothic edi-
fice, the other half prefents to your view
Venetian windows, flices of pilafter, ba-
luftrades, and other parts of Italian ar-
chitecture.

A Library of books, as it is esteemed
an effential ornament in a modish Villa,
was the next object of the fquire's ambi-
tion. I was conducted into this apart-
ment, foon after it's completion, and
could not help obferving, with some fur-
prize, that all the volumes on the shelves
were in duodecimo; at which expreffing
a curiosity, I received the following an-
fwer, verbatim Why, Sir, I'll inform
how that matter came to pafs. I
you
ordered my carpenter to tickle me up
6 a neat fashionable fet of cafes for the
reception of books, and the d-d
blundering booby made all the shelves,
as you fee, of a fize, only to hold your
duodecimo's, as they call them; fo I
" was obliged, you know, to purchase
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But the triumph of his genius was feen in the difpofition of his gardens, which contain every thing in lefs than two acres of ground. At your first entrance, the eye is faluted with a yellow ferpentine river, ftagnating through a beautiful valley, which extends near twenty yards in length. Over the river is thrown a bridge, partly in the Chinese manner; and a little thip, with fails fpread, and ftreamers flying, floats in the midst of it. When you have paffed this bridge, you enter into a grove perplefed with errors and crocked walks; where, having trod the fame ground over and over again, through a labyrinth of horn-beam hedges, you are led into an old hermitage built with roots of trees, which the fquire is pleafed to call St. Auftin's Cave. Here he defres you to repofe yourfeif, and expects encomiums on his tafte; after which a fecond ramble begins through another maze of walks, and the last error is much worfe than the

first. At length, when you almost defpair of ever vifiting day-light any more, you emerge on a fudden in an open and circular area, richly chequered with beds of flowers, and embellished with a little fountain playing in the centre of it. As every folly muft have a name, the fquire informs you that, by way of whim, he has chriftened this place, Little Maribon: at the upper-end of which you are conducted into a pompous, clumfy, and gilded building, faid to be a temple, and confecrated to Venus; for no other reafon, which I could learn, but because the fquire riots here fometimes, in vulgar love, with a couple of orange-wenches, taken from the purlieus of the playhouse.

To conclude; if one wifhed to see a coxcomb expofe himfelf in the most effe&tual manner, one would advise him to build a Villa; which is the chefd'œuvre of modern impertinence, and the most confpicuous ftage which Folly can poffibly mount to difplay herself to the world.

No XVI. THURSDAY, APRIL 19, 1753

I was very well faid by Montaigne,

T was very well faid by Montaigne, will call it an entertainment; to the rest

ceive talte and colour from the internal conftitution; as cloaths give warmth, not from their own heat, but by covering and keeping clofe the heat that is in ourfelves.

Everyman's experience will prove the truth of this obfervation; as it will teach him, both from what he feels in himfelf, and obferves in others, that without a difpofition for happiness, the benefits and bleffings of life are bestowed upon him in vain; and that with it, even a bare exemption from poverty and pain is almoft happiness enough.

I am led to this thought by the following letter, which I received near two years ago from a very valuable friend. The reader will perceive that it was not written with a view of publication; but as it prefents us with a very natural picture of domestic happiness, and inftructs us how an elegant little family may live charitably and within bounds upon an income of only fifty pounds a year, I fhall give it to the public exactly as I received it. Those who have feeling hearts

it is not written.

YORK, JUNE THE 14th, 1751.

DEAR SIR,

THE reafon that you have not heard

from me for theie laft five weeks is. that the people where I have been, have engrofled all my time and attention. Perhaps you will be furprized to hear, that I have lived a compleat month with our old friend, the reator of South Green, and his honeft wife.

You know with what compaffion we ufed to think of them: that a man who had mixed a good deal with the world, and who had always entertained hopes of making a figure in it, fhould foolihly, and at an age when people generally grow wife, throw away his affections upon a girl worth nothing; and that she, one of the livelieft of woinen, as well as the fine t, thould refufe the many advantageous offers which were made her, and follow a poor parfon to his living of fifty pounds a year, in a remote corner of the kingdom. But I have learnt from experience, that we have been pitying

the

the happiest couple of our acquaintance. I am impatient to tell you all I know of them.

The parish of South Green is about feventeen miles from this place, and is in my opinion the most pleasing fpot of ground in all Yorkshire. I thould have first told you, that our friend, by the death of a relation, was enabled to carry his wife from London with a neat two hundred and fifty guineas in his pocket; with which fum he has converted the old parfonage-houfe into a little palace, and fourteen acres of glebe into a farm and garden, that even a Pelham or a Southcote might look upon with pleafure.

The houfe ftands upon an eminence within the bending of a river, with about half an acre of kitchen-garden, fenced in with a good old wall, well planted with fruit-trees. The river that almoft furrounds this little fpot affords them fish at all fealons. They catch 'trout there, and plenty of them, from two to five pounds weight. Before the houfe is a little lawn with trees planted in clumps; and behind it a yard well ftocked with poultry, with a barn, cowhouf, and dairy. At the end of the garden a draw bridge leads you to a fmall piece of ground, where three or four pigs are kept. Here they are fattened for pork or bacon; the latter they cure for themfelves; and in all my life I never eat better.

In the feven years of this retirement they have fo planted their little fpot, that you can hardly conceive any thing more beautiful. The fields lie all together, with patture-ground enough for two horfes and as many cows, and the reft arable. Every thing thrives under their hands. The hedges, all of their own planting, are the thickeft of any in the country; and within every one of them is a fand-walk between a double row of flowering fhrubs, hardly ever out of bloffom. The produce of thefe fields fupplies them abundantly with the means of bread and beer, and with a furplus yearly for the poor, to whom they are the beft benefactors of any in the neighbourhood. The husband brews, and the wife bakes; he manages the farm, and the the dairy; and both with fuch fkill and induftry, that you would think them educated to nothing elfe.

Their houfe conflits of two parlours and a kitchen below, and two bed

chambers and a fervant's room above. Their maid is a poor woman's daughter in the parifh, whom they took at eleven years old, and have made the handiest girl imaginable. She is extremely pretty, and might marry herself to advantage; but he loves her miftrefs fo fin-. cerely, that no temptation is strong enough to prevail upon her to leave her.

In this sweet retirement they have a boy and a girl; the boy fix years old, and the girl four; both of them the prettieft little things that ever were born. The girl is the very picture of her mother, with the fame foftnefs of heart and temper. The boy is a jolly dog, and loves mifchief; but if you tell him an interesting story, he will cry for an hour together. The hufband and wife conftantly go to bed at ten, and rise at fix. The bufinefs of the day is commonly finished by dinner-time; and all after is amufement and pleature, without any fet forms. They are almost worshipped by the parishioners, to whom the doctor is not only the fpiritual director, but the phyfician, the furgeon, the apothecary, the lawyer, the steward, the friend, and the chearful companior. The best people in the country are fond of vifiting them; they call it going to fee the wonders of Yorkshire, and fay that they never eat fo heartily as of the parfon's bacon and greens.

I told you at the beginning of this letter that they were the happiest couple of our acquaintance; and now I will tell you why they are fo. In the firft place, they love and are delighted with each other. A feven years marriage, inftead of leffening their affections, has encreased them. They wish for nothing more than what their little income affords them; and even of that little they lay up. Our friend fhewed me his account of expences, or rather his wife's account; by which it appears that they have faved yearly from fitteen fillings to a guinea, exclufive of about the fame fum which they diftribute among the poor, befides barley, wheat, and twenty other things. The only article of luxury is tea; but the doctor fays he would forbid that, if his wife could forget her London education. However, they feldom offer it but to their helt company; and lefs than a pound will last them a twelvemonth. Wine they have none, nor will they receive it as a prefent.

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Their conftant drink is fmall-beer and ale, both of which they brew in the highest perfection. Exercife and temperance keep them in perpetual health and good-humour. All the ftrife between them is who fhall please and oblige moft. Their favourite amusement is reading: now and then, indeed, our friend fcribbles a little; but his performances reach no farther than a short fermon, or a paper of verfes in praife of his wife. Every birth-day of the lady is conftantly celebrated in this manner; and though you do not read a Swift to his Stella, yet there is fomething fo fincere and tender in thefe little pieces, that I could never read any of them without tears. In the fine afternoons and evenings, they are walking arm in arm, with their boy and girl, about their grounds; but how chearful, how happy! is not to be told you. Their children are hardly fo much children as themselves. But though they love one another even to dotage, their fondness never appears before company. I never faw either of them so much as playing with the other's hand-I mean only when they have known I was within fight of them: I have ftolen upon them unawares indeed, and have been witness to fuch words and looks as have quite melted me.、

With this couple, and in this retirement, I have paffed my time fince you heard from me. How happily I need not fay: come and be a judge yourself; they invite you most heartily.

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One thing I had forgot to tell them. It makes no part of their happinefs that they can compare themselves with the rest of the world, who want minds to enjoy themselves as they do. It rather leffens than encreases it. Their own happiness is from their own hearts. They have every thing they wish for in this fifty pounds a year and one another. They make no boast of themfelves, nor find fault with any body. They are forry I am not as happy as they; but are far from advifing me to retire as they have done. I left a banknote of twenty pounds behind me in my room, inclofed in a letter of thanks for their civilities to me; but it was returned me this morning to York, in a manner that pleated me more than all the reft of their behaviour. Our friend than ed me for the favour I intended him; but told me I could bestow it better among the poor: that his wife and he had been looking over the family accounts of laft month, and that they found me only a few fhillings in their debt; that if I did not think they were a thousand times over-paid by the pleafure 1 had given them, they would be obliged to me for a pound of tea, and a little of Hardham's fnuff, when I got to Lon

don.

I hope foon to fee you, and to entertain you by the week with the particulars of the parfon and his wife. Till then, I am, &c.

N° XVII. THURSDAY, APRIL 26, 1753.

TWICE in every year are felem, one hand; and what detriment may

which our nobility, gentry, and others, entertain themselves at Newmarket; and as this is the vernal feafon for the celebration of thofe curious fports and feftivals; and as they are, at this time, likely to be held with the utmoft fplendour and magnificence, I think it may not be improper to amufe my townreaders with one fingle paper upon the fubject.

In this I will endeavour to set forth the usefulness of these anniversary meetings, defcribing the manner and method of exhibiting fuch games; and then thew what benefit may arife to the kingdom by horfe-races in general, on the

other, by their fpreading too widely over the whole kingdom.

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I read in one of the news-papers of laft week the following article-Tis faid, that garrets at Newmarket are let at four guineas each for the time of the meeting. What!' faid I to myfelf, are our principal nobility content to lie in garrets, at fuch an exorbitant price, for the fake of fuch ' amusements? Or are, our jockey gentry, and tradesmen, extravagant enough to throw away their loofe corn (as I may properly call it on this occafion) fo idly and ridiculously?' To be fure, there is not a more noble di

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verfion than this. In it's original it was of royal inftitution, and carried on in the beginning with much honour and integrity; but as the bett conftitution will always degenerate, I am fearful this may be grown too much into feience, wherein the adepts may have carried matters to a nicety, not altogether reconcileable to the fricteft notions of integrity; and which may by degrees, by their affecting to become notable in the profeffion, corrupt the morals of our young nobility. The language of the place is generally to be understood by the rule of contraries. If any one fays his horfe is a pretty good one, but as flow as a town-top, (for families are much in ufe) you may conclude him to be an exceeding fpeedy one, but not fo good at hottom. If he mentions his defign of throwing a particular horse foon out of train. ing, you may be affured he has a mind to match that horfe as foon as he can; and fo it is in every thing elfe they throw cut. Foreigners who come here for curiofity, cannot be fhewn a finer fight than thefe races, which are almost peculiar to this country: but I must confels that I have been fometimes put a little to the blufh at incidents that are pretty pregnant in the place. Every body is dreffed fo perfectly alike, that it is extremely difficult to diftinguish be-, tween his Grace and his Groom. I have heard a stranger alk a man of quality, how often he dreffed and watered his horfes? how much corn, and bread, and hay, he gave them? how many miles he thought he could run in fuch a number of minutes? and how long he had lived with his matter? Thole who have been at the place will not be furprized at these mistakes; for a pair of boots, and buckskin breeches, a fuftian frock, with a leather belt about it, and a black velvet cap, is the common covering of the whole town: fo that, if the inide does not differ, the outfide of my lord and his rider are exactly the fame. There is another most remark. able affe&tation, which is this: thofe who are known to have the moft, and perhaps the beft, horfes of the place, always appear theinfelves on the very worth, and go to the turf on fome ordinary fcrub tit, fcarce worth five pounds. From perfons thus mounted and accoutred, what a furprize muft it be to hear a bett offered of an hundred pounds to fifty, and fometimes three hundred

to two, when you would imagine the rider to be fcarce worth a groat! In that circular convention before the race begins, at the Devil's Ditch, all are hail fellows well met; and every one is at liberty, taylor, diftiller, or otherwife, to offer and take fuch betts as he thinks proper; and many thousand pounds are usually laid on a fide. When the horfes are in fight, and come near Choak - Jade, immediately the company all difperfe, as if the devil rofe out of this ditch and drove them, to get to the turning of the lands, the reft-poft, or fome other ftation they chufe, for feeing the push made. Now the contention becomes animating. It is delightful to fee two, or fometimes more, of the most beautiful animals of the creation, ftruggling for fuperiority, ftretching every mufcle and finew to obtain the prize, and rech the goal! to obferve the kill and addrefs of the riders, who are all diftinguished by different colours, of white, blue, green, red, and yellow, fometimes fpurring or whipping, fometimes checking or pulling, to give fresh breath and courage! and it is often obferved that the rice is won, as much by the dexterity of the rider, as by the vigour and fleetnefs of the animal.

When the fport is over, the company faunter away towards the Warren Hill, before the other horfes, left at the feveral tables in the town, are rode out to take their evening excrcife and their water. On this delightful spot you may fee, at once, above a hundred of the most beautiful horfes in the universe, all led out in ftrings, with the grooms and boys upon them, in their feveral liveries, diftinguishing each perfon of rank they belong to. This is indeed a noble fight; it is a piece of grandeur, and an expenfive one roo, which no nation can boaft of but our own. To this the crown contributes, not only by a very handfome allowance for keeping horfes, but alfo by giving plates to be run for by horfes and mares at different ages, in order to encourage the breed, by keeping up the price of them, and to make the breeders extremely careful of their race and genealogy!

The pedigree of these horfes is more ftri&tly regarded and carefully looked into than that of the Knight of Malta. They muft have no blemished quarter in the family on either fide for many ge nerations; their blood must have run

pure

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