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thirty steps from his place without finding plenty of them.

In several fields the arrowroot crop was already sprouting. Bermuda used to make a vast annual profit out of this staple before fire-arms came into such general use.

The island is not large. Somewhere in the interior a man ahead of us had a very slow horse. I suggested that we had better go by him; but the driver said the man had but a little way to go. I waited to see, wondering how he could know. Presently the man did turn down another road. I asked, "How did you know he would?"

there a grain of dust. Here, as in Hamilton, the dwellings had Venetian blinds of a very sensible pattern. They were not double shutters, hinged at the sides, but a single board shutter, hinged at the top; you push it outward, from the bottom, and fasten it at any angle required by the sun or desired by yourself.

All about the island one sees great white scars on the hill-slopes. These are dished spaces where the soil has been scraped off and the coral exposed and glazed with hard whitewash. Some of these are a quarteracre in size. They catch and carry the rain

"Because I knew the man, and where he fall to reservoirs; for the wells are few and lived."

I asked him, satirically, if he knew everybody in the island; he answered, very simply, that he did. This gives a body's mind a good substantial grip on the dimensions of the place.

At the principal hotel in St. George's, a young girl, with a sweet, serious face, said we could not be furnished with dinner, because we had not been expected, and no preparation had been made. Yet it was still an hour before dinner time. We argued, she yielded not; we supplicated, she was serene. The hotel had not been expecting an inundation of two people, and so it seemed that we should have to go home dinnerless. I said we were not very hungry; a fish would do. My little maid answered, it was not the market-day for fish. This began to look serious; but presently the boarder who sustained the hotel came, and when the case was laid before him he was cheerfully willing to divide. So we had much pleasant chat at table about St. George's chief industry, the repairing of damaged ships; and in between. we had a soup that had something in it that seemed to taste like the hereafter, but proved to be only pepper of a particularly vivacious kind. And we had an iron-clad chicken that was deliciously cooked, but not in the right way. Baking was not the thing to convince his sort. He ought to have been put through a quartz mill until the "tuck" was taken out of him, and then boiled till we came again. We got a good deal of sport out of him, but not enough sustenance to leave the victory on our side. No matter; we had potatoes and a pie and a sociable good time. Then a ramble through the town, which is a quaint one, with interesting, crooked streets, and narrow, crooked lanes, with here and

poor, and there are no natural springs and no brooks.

They say that the Bermuda climate is mild and equable, with never any snow or ice, and that one may be very comfortable in spring clothing the year round, there. We had delightful and decided summer weather in May, with a flaming sun that permitted the thinnest of raiment, and yet there was a constant breeze; consequently we were never discomforted by heat. At four or five in the afternoon the mercury began to go down, and then it became necessary to change to thick garments. I went to St. George's in the morning clothed in the thinnest of linen, and reached home at five in the afternoon with two overcoats on. The nights are said to be always cool and bracing. We had mosquito nets, and the Reverend said the mosquitoes persecuted him a good deal. I often heard him slapping and banging at these imaginary creatures with as much zeal as if they had been real. There are no mosquitoes in the Bermudas in May.

The poet Thomas Moore spent seven months in Bermuda more than seventy years ago. He was sent out to be registrar of the admiralty. I am not quite clear as to the function of a registrar of the admiralty of Bermuda, but I think it is his duty to keep a record of all the admirals born there. I will inquire into this. There was not much doing in admirals, and Moore got tired and went away. A reverently preserved souvenir of him is still one of the treasures of the islands. I gathered the idea, vaguely, that it was a jug, but was persistently thwarted in the twenty-two efforts I made to visit it. However, it was no matter, for I found afterwards that it was only a chair.

There are several "sights" in the Bermu

to protect New York from pestilence by his vigilant "inspections." This imposing rigour gave everybody a solemn and awful idea of the beneficent watchfulness of our government, and there were some who wondered if anything finer could be found in other countries.

In the morning we were all a-tiptoe to witness the intricate ceremony of inspecting the ship. But it was a disappointing thing. The health officer's tug ranged alongside for a moment, our purser handed the lawful threedollar permit fee to the health officer's bootblack, who passed us a folded paper in a forked stick, and away we went. The entire "inspection" did not occupy thirteen seconds.

das, of course, but they are easily avoided. This is a great advantage,-one cannot have it in Europe. Bermuda is the right country for a jaded man to "loaf" in. There are no harassments; the deep peace and quiet of the country sink into one's body and bones and give his conscience a rest, and chloroform the legion of invisible small devils that are always trying to whitewash his hair. A good many Americans go there about the first of March and remain till the early spring weeks have finished their villainies at home. The Bermudians are hoping soon to have telegraphic communication with the world. But even after they shall have acquired this curse it will still be a good country to go to for a vacation, for there are charming little islets scattered about the inclosed sea where The health officer's place is worth a hunone could live secure from interruption. The dred thousand dollars a year to him. His telegraph boy would have to come in a boat, | system of inspection is perfect, and therefore and one could easily kill him while he was cannot be improved on; but it seems to me making his landing. that his system of collecting his fees might be amended. For a great ship to lie idle all night is a costly loss of time; for her passengers to have to do the same thing works to them the same damage, with the addition of an amount of exasperation and bitterness of soul that the spectacle of the health-offi..

We had spent four days in Bermuda,— three bright ones out of doors and one rainy one in the house, we being disappointed about getting a yacht for a sail; and now our furlough was ended.

We made the run home to New York quarantine in three days and five hours, and could have gone right along up to the city if we had had a health permit. But health permits are not granted after seven in the evening, partly because a ship cannot be inspected and overhauled with exhaustive thoroughness except in day light, and partly because health officers are liable to catch cold if they expose themselves to the night air. Still you can buy a permit after hours for five dollars extra, and the officer will do the inspecting next week. Our ship and passengers lay under expense and in humiliating captivity all night, under the very nose of the little official reptile who is supposed

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ODIUM THEOLOGICUM:

A REPLY TO SORDELLO.

N the CANADIAN MONTHLY for December there was an article which began by putting this question-" Odium theologicum or charity; which? " "Bear and forbear," it proceeds, "should be the motto on both sides, nor can a national magazine like the CANADIAN MONTHLY engage in a holier work than that of using whatever influence it may possess to disseminate the spirit inculcated by that maxim, and to discountenance its opposite."

Let us examine how that "holy work" is carried out in that article.

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It is for the reader of the CANADIAN MONTHLY to consider whether the writer of it has not fallen-much to their lamentation ---into the opposite extreme; whether such an article as that does not in fact turn the CANADIAN MONTHLY-not the organ of any religious body-into an arena of theological strife. It surely will not take long to deter mine whether such phrases as, absolutely reeking with odium theologicum of the most malignant type," applied to a book-the corpus delicti in the case-written by a Methodist missionary; "that ineffable air of lofty spiritual pride which sits so easily on certain self-sufficient preachers of the gospel of humility," applied to the editor of what is called "a mushroom religious journal;" "for a journal such as this to be putting on ex cathedra infallible airs, setting itself up as an infallible judge of divine truth and an infallible interpreter of divine revelation, and dealing round cheap imitation thunder stolen from the Vatican" (is the thunder of the Vatican then cheap imitation?) "when all the while it is merely showing its own ignorance of the commonest facts of ecclesiastical history, is a spectacle for the mirth of the gods -one to make the angels expire in peals of laughter." (We do not quite follow the association of "gods" and "angels," and do not feel altogether satisfied about angels breaking out into peals of laughter, and expiring). "It is too supremely ridiculous." "Once upon a time a frog tried to swell itself out to the size of an ox. The frog burst ;”The frog burst;"

whether such language as this is the best suited of all to carry out that "holy work." There may be added the following-"a church" (without a capital C, immediately following Church with one) "or rather a Provincial section of a church which is but a thing of yesterday." (Christianity was once "a thing of yesterday.")

Again the writer of that article asks, “Is there any adequate plea to be urged in justification of the Methodist publisher who has disinterred that work from the limbo of obsolete rubbish where it was buried, and brought it to light in this country, where of all places it is calculated, by inflaming the sectarian hatred which perennially smoulders among us, to do most harm?" One would hardly have expected then to find, reprinted in that article and scattered broadcast through the Dominion for general readers, no less than twenty-five (if correctly counted) of the worst specimens of the style of that book, occupying more than a whole column of the CANADIAN MONTHLY. It is to be feared that, if little Jack Horner were permitted to put his thumb into the Christmas pie of this writer, he could pull out some more plums than those already tasted, by no means more deficient in flavour. But if he had pulled them out before baking, he might have said with good truth, and we would all pat him on the head, "What a good boy am I!" They could be reproduced here, but it is an example not tempting to follow.

It would appear from the general tenor of SORDELLO'S article that he holds but one sole thing worthy of consideration—that is authority (a very good thing indeed if we have only not too much of it); the authority of individuals, of numbers, of duration of time, and so on. He says, "There is something which appeals to the imagination, something imposing in its grandeur, in the claim to infallibility by a Church hoar with antiquity, and hallowed by the stirring memories of nearly two thousand years; a Church which, during that time, has been the solace in this life, and the guide to that be

yond the grave, to thousands of millions of human souls." Then, in contrast to this, "A church, or rather a provincial section of a church, which is but a thing of yesterday, a little over a hundred years old, itself a creation of dissent, of the right of private judgment, and which, to-day, numbers as adherents the world over, only ten to twelve millions, all told" (bas SORDELLO had the curiosity to calculate that at the same rate of increase during another like period, they will amount to 121,000,000,000,000?) Then his pages bristle with authorities, and there are no less than twenty-eight foot-notes citing them, in support of transubstantiation. And yet, lo! after all, all this authority goes for nothing! The writer of all this declares himself a disbeliever in transubstantiation; asserts "the right of private judgment"; and says, "My belief respecting the Last Supper is, I fancy, the same as that of the editor of the Guardian. It is that of Zwingli, namely, that Christ instituted the sacrament simply as a memorial, and intended the bread and wine to be mere symbols." It is a little droll to find the authority of Zwingli adduced in support of a belief so indisputably true. Another fable here forces itself upon the memory; but, as that of the frog and the ox can scarcely be approved of in its application by SORDELLO, I will not quote it.

SORDELLO is a good deal excited over the phrase, "a piece of dough." It is hard to say what else it could be called, unless indeed it is baked (as to which I am not informed), when it would become a piece of bread. Does it undergo transubstantiation? Does it become anything else but a piece of dough or bread? "The change of water into wine, in the miracle at Cana," is cited as a case in point. With submission, there is no similarity. There, the water did undergo transubstantiation; it was changed into veritable wine; it looked like veritable wine; was drank as veritable wine; tasted like veritable wine; and was remarked upon with reference to its qualities as veritable wine. Now, does any one imagine that the bread and wine, which Christ took at the table and gave to His disciples, underwent a transubstantiation into actual, veritable flesh and blood?-that the disciples didnay, I will go farther-could have eaten and drank them if they had been, as the guests at Cana drank the wine? Here is the one question was there at that time-at the

Last Supper-a like miracle performed, or was there not? And, if not then, a fortiori not now. Nor is it a little remarkable that the words uttered by Christ, on which alone any such modern miracles could be founded, are recorded by only one of the four Evangelists. This fact does not impugn the authority of those words, but it does exhibit the degree of importance attached to them by those other three writers who were present, who were witnesses of what took place, and from whom alone we must receive our impressions of what they saw and heard. The miracle at Cana is circumstantially related, and the evidence of it is of course quite sufficient ; but it is found in one of the gospels only, which shows that the other three Evangelists did not look upon it as an event of any especial significance or importance. There is no circumstantial relation of any miracle at the Last Supper. In comparison with such evidence as this, direct and indirect, positive and negative, of the very disciples of Christ, who sat at the table with Him, eat from the same dish and drank from the same cup, what is any other "authority" worth?

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"But," says SORDELLO'S imaginary Roman Catholic, "Christ says, except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man and drink his blood, ye have no life in you,' and who am I that I should dare to give any other meaning to God's word than that which it naturally bears?" Now, unless I am misinformed, Roman Catholics do not take wine, bread only; how is this to be reconciled with the above?

SORDELLO makes his imaginary Roman Catholic behave with a saintly moderation; I have no objection to that, except by contrast with the editor of the Guardian, who is made what has been already repeated, and is represented as speaking with an aspect of thunder" (the cheap imitation thunder of the Vatican) "and the voice of a Boanerges." But I have not found all Roman Catholics blessed with a saintly moderation any more than all Protestants. It happened to this present writer, a short time ago, to find a Roman Catholic priest publishing the following in a newspaper (proof, with the paper itself, is at hand)—" If Christ purposely used words which He foresaw would lead astray, in a matter of the last importance, the whole Christian world for fifteen hundred years, and the large majority of Christians for three

hundred years more, then this conclusion, blasphemous as it is, is unavoidable: Jesus Christ was a false teacher, Christianity is a fraud, its priesthood a sham." (!!) Which is simply saying that all those who do not interpret Christ's words as this priest interprets them, including SORDELLO, according to what he has himself told us, and the present writer, are guilty of that horrible blasphemy. This is hardly saintly moderation. The present writer had the honour of accepting this audacious challenge, and of unhorsing his opponent; he never spoke again (of which fact also proof is at hand).

SORDELLO says: "A question here suggests itself which, simple as it is, seems never to have occurred to Luther. If he worshipped God when present in the flesh, why not when present in the bread?" When did Luther worship God when present in the flesh? When did any body? Then why worship Him in the flesh now, when He is not in the flesh?

had rather not attempt the task of dealing with it. We all know that the Church of England is not free from the infamy of the faggot and the stake; it is a matter of history with every school-boy; still, if it was my place to advocate the Church which preceded it, I think that the last subject I should allude to would be the faggot-and that a green faggot--and the stake.

Then we find in the article under examination, a Mahommedan and a Unitarian (perhaps the association is not quite in the conciliatory spirit of which we hear so much) appear on the scene, and turning to him (the editor of the Guardian) say, "Your language, in calling Catholics idolaters, and worshippers of a piece of dough, besides being coarse, vulgar, and abusive [alas, for the poor Mahommedan and Unitarian!] is utterly inconsistent. By your own showing, you also must be an idolater, for you worship Christ, a man composed of flesh and blood and bones like yourself." The editor of the Guardian (with his permission) does not "worship Christ, a man composed of flesh and blood and bones," like himself. never did. Nobody ever did. He worships Christ, when he is no longer “a man com

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himself. Here would seem the astonishing inconsistency of the advocates of the dogma of Transubstantiation.

SORDELLO tells us that Lord Cobham's belief was similar to Luther's. He expressed it thus: "I believe that in the sacrament of the altar is Christ's own body in form of bread; that it is Christ's own body and [it is] bread, the former being concealed un-posed of flesh and blood and bones," like der the latter, as the invisible Godhead was veiled under the visible Manhood." It will be perceived that since it is veritable bread to the sight, the smell, the taste, this is at least an ingenious-as it is perhaps the only way of getting out of the difficulty. One would have thought at least a pardonable one. Not so. We are further informed that, “In England, in 1417, this did not go far enough in the direction of transubstantiation, and under the statute De Hæretico Comburendo" (has the Church the honour of having originated the punishment of torture and death by fire, and that for crimes not of deed | but of thought only ?) "Cobham was found guilty of heresy, and roasted alive over a slow fire-tolerably conclusive evidence as to what the doctrine of the Church of England was in those days." We should rather think so, indeed. But let us be historically correct. Let us make one small emendation, but one that, happily for England, makes a world of difference. For "of" read "in; the Church in England. The Church of England had yet no existence, nor for another hundred years or more. If this was a slip of the pen, enough. If it was intentional, we

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Then follows an "imaginary conversation" (perhaps not very Landor-like, but that is "neither here nor there") between the editor of the Guardian and a Roman Catholic. It is well for the editor that it is imaginary, for he is sorely buffeted-by SORDELLO. Still another fable which, as it has nothing offensive in its application, may be told at length. A man pointed out to a lion a marble group of a man strangling the king of beasts. "Aye," says the lion, "but if a lion had been the sculptor-SORDELLO Speaks of the steady increase of the numbers of Roman Catholics." No doubt of it. But is it proportionate to that of Protestants? There's the rub. We can only speak as we find. Facts are very stubborn things. In the township (a very small one) in which I live there have been built five churches, four Protestant and one Roman Catholic (a very small one). In an adjoining township there is only one Roman Catholic church that I know of (also a very small one), and there must be, by this

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