Зображення сторінки
PDF
ePub

motion, and the sea appeared one glistening sheet of tinizing his neighbour's appearance, for want of a liquid silver.

better employment, the Captain thus addressed us :— The story I am now going to tell you, is as true as the history of Jonah's whale, and may the eternal d―l seize me, if I tell you a single lie from beginning to end.'

Then was my soul alive to all the inexpressible but pleasing associations, which such a scene calls forth. Each little sparkling billow that rose higher than it's fellow, appeared to me the residence of some Naiad; then did I expect to behold emerging from the deep, Rather surprised at so promising an outset, which the fair streamy dripping locks of a beautiful Mer-premised indeed that the tale he was about to narrate maid, the curled tube of some scaly Triton, or the was of the marvellous kind,-we listened in mute dark and awful countenance of old Neptune himself. expectation of it, and were not long ungratified. I was roused from this reverie, by hearing a low mellow voice, sing in a plaintive strain, as near as I san recollect, the following words.

SONG.

Adieu! adieu! my dear domain,
My native glens, adieu!
O'er roaring seas, to realms remote,
Fate bids me roam from you.

But in whatever region placed,
While vital breath I share,
Still in my memory undefaced,
Shall live thy image fair.

Back, on the wings of fancy borne,
Thy bowers I'll oft survey,
And hear at morning's rosy hour,
The linnet's blithesome lay.
I'll think upon my cottage low,

I'll see it's smoke-wreaths rise, And view the silent lakes clear glow Reflect a thousand dies.

Adieu! adieu! thou dear domain,
My native glens, adieu!
O'er roaming seas to realms remote,
Fate bids me roam from you.
But in whatever region placed
Till death's long sleep I share,
Still in my memory undefaced,

Shall live those scenes so fair.

TALE I.

The Captain's Story.

[ocr errors]

'When I was,' said the Captain, one of Vanderbrugget's men, we staid near the coast of Spain to take in some water; for that belonging to our ship, owing to some impure substance having fallen into it, had turned bad, and we were obliged to replenish our casks.

'One night, as I was endeavouring to swing myself to sleep in my hammock, that feverish and restless inquietude came upon me, which we generally find precedes danger. I could not sleep; I closed my eyes, and endeavoured to rock my thoughts away, but all would not do. I determined to dress myself, and see whether the cool night breeze would have any better effect in calming my perturbed imagination. 'I went on deck, all was calm and tranquil, and the light winds blew mildly around me. I perceived a man advancing, he approached me cautiously and with almost noiseless steps. I started, for I apprehended some treachery. He lifted one hand to his lips, and with the other pointed to the stern of the vessel. There I saw, dimly stealing along, a figure with a dark heavy burthen in it's arms it stood over the rudder: it pondered for a moment on the silent deep, and then let fall it's load. The splash startled me: all had before seemed like a dream, from which I could awake when I chose, but this noise jarred in upon it, and brought me back as it were to reality.

[ocr errors]

'We were now almost upon the rocks, when the black object was sucked under a small cavern which just appeared, and down which the water rushed with whelming force. We threw ourselves instinctively flat in the boat, and the next moment we were swallowed down the dreadful cataract. What horrible sounds then smote my ears. The roaring and boiling of the water in the tremendous basin beneath, the rolling echoes of the hollow rocks returning the sound, penetrated my senses, and almost congealed me with horror. I had been thrown, on my first arrival into this house of terror, out of the boat, and hurled down headlong with the stream, which had left me almost senseless, and sorely bruised upon a rock, that jutted out into the water.

There I lay, with the cold spray of the impetuous waves dashing upon me, almost unable to distinguish any object, for there was a cloud of mist arising from the rushing fall of water, that concealed every object for awhile. My brain now began to grow giddy—— the dreadful appalling and continued sound of the stream-the hazy mist which enveloped all-and the damp and petrifying coldness of the place, deprived me nearly of my reasou. All now began to swim around me-the rocks that protruded through the hovering clouds of mist, appeared like demons grin. ning in mockery at me; the deafening roar of the cataract appeared like the voice of some vast giant, groaning and endeavouring to rend asunder his eternal chains. The rock, upon which I lay, seemed to spin round, and at last crack and gape to swallow me: im the attempt to avoid this I thought I fell again into the waves: then was I again dashed against the rocks, and again my body was torn and mangled against the sharp shingles. I struggled—I screamed—and · exerted myself against this ideal death, and was at: last relieved by a friendly swoon.

[ocr errors]

When I recovered from this trance, I found that

I had indeed been washed considerably down the cavern, and part of my body was immersed in the My companion and I looked at each other in mute water; how I escaped this second time from destrucsurprize, we waited but for a moment, and then dart-tion, I cannot conceive, but there I was. ed to the other end of the vessel, but the figure had vanished.

He ceased, and I remained fixedly gazing on the songster. Never had I seen so handsome, or so expressive a countenance. He was leaning, like myself, pensively gazing on the peaceful deep. Melancholy had deeply marked his features, and the traces of sorrow sat upon his beautiful brow. Perceiving that I was looking intently at him, he turned his head towards me, and regarded me with that confused and At a little distance in the sea floated the dark obburning blush of shame, which grief betrays, at being|ject, which we had observed it carry. The boat with exposed to the observation of a careless intruder.

He turned away, and with a heavy heart descended into the cabin. I followed him as quickly as possible, resolving, if I could manage it, to enter into an acquaintance with him; for I was very much prepossessed by his external appearance.

When I entered the cabin I found he had joined a group, which had formed round the Captain, who was entertaining them with some marvellous tales of some of his own exploits.

He (the captain) was a tall well made man, dark complexioned, and possessed that short crispy curled hair, which is usual to persons distinguished with his complexion. He had a fierce and somewhat lording expression continually playing in his dark eye, and an unfortunate twitch, which every now and then convulsed his face, rendered his appearance, at first sight, rather unprepossessing.

The female part of our crew now entered, and the evening's provisions being discussed, while we were sitting round the table, each one staring at, and soru

two barrels full of fresh water was alongside of the ship, and we lost not a moment in descending into it, and if possible to get possession of this, whatever it might be, which the mysterious figure had committed to the waves.

But before we had loosed the ropes, which fastened the boat to the ship, it had got a considerable way towards the land, for the tide, which was now coming in, had washed it in that direction.

'We gained perceptibly upon, and at last had almost reached it, when we found ourselves drawn along with irresistible violence. The dark object too seemed to be agitated in the same manner, for it rolled onwards with surprizing velocity towards a huge pile of rocks that towered perpendicularly above the sea. We found that we were drawn onwards by a strong land current, and all our exertions to stop the boat were unavailing.

We threw down our oars and gave ourselves up for lost, inwardly cursing that foolish curiosity, which had brought us into this dangerous situation.

'I now perceived, high over my head, at one side of this tremendous cave, a faint glimmering of light, which shone down like a star upon me. It was as sweet to me, at that moment, as the first glimpse of the shores of America, to the eye of Columbus ;-as sweet as the sight of land to the tempest-tossed mariner. Hope, so long dead, was now re-awakened in my bosom, my stiffening limbs, almost frozen with cold and terror, seemed to imbibe fresh elasticity, and the warm blood gushed to my heart.

'I now crept back, as far as I could, along a ledge of rocks, to observe how large the opening was; and found it was a chink or fissure in the rock, sufficiently wide to permit the body of a man to pass through :and with feelings of joyful gratitude, I perceived, that if I could get en to some overhanging rocks which formed a kind of platform, I might crawl from one to the other, and at last pass the opening..

But how to attain this, was now the great difficulty; at last I thought of an expedient which, in the end, answered all my intentions. I took my dripping coat and trowsers, and having cut them into broad strips, sufficiently strong to bear my weight, I knotted them at intervals, and with the addition of my stockings formed a rope long enough for my pur

pose. This I now slung over the rock, and, being naturally agile, by laying hold of both extremeties, soon gained the first place; I crawled on to this and was almost at the summit of my wishes. I however paused not a moment-I passed the next ledge-the third, and the opening appeared wider and brighter. The clear flood of day shone direct upon me, and I was almost stupified. With redoubled vigour pushed onwards-I came to the aperture-I gazed at it a moment, and then pushed myself through.

now

POETRY.

LINES

On the death of Maria Rathbone, a little girl 8 years old;
who was lost on the 20th December last; and found on the
14th January lying under a willow in a field about 400 yards
from the Crown Inn, Lower Peover, Cheshire.

She had been sent by her mother, who resides at Henbury,
near Macclesfield, on an erraud; and, as it appeared on the
The Verdict of the Jury was, that she died through
inquest held over her body, must have lost her way on return-
hunger, fatigue, and the inclemency of the weather.

The place where I had now arrived, was a green slope on the side of a mountain, and I had come through an opening almost concealed with over-hang-ing. ing briars. What my sensations then were, I feel myself quite unable to describe. I laughed I danced -and then sat myself down to weep. My limbs ached excessively, and smarted with the many wounds I had received, but notwithstanding this, I fell into a sound sleep, undisturbed by any visions but those of felicity and bliss. When I awoke, I found myself in a small bed, in a neat comfortable cottage. I had been found by some peasantry, who had humanely taken care of me; from thence I got into a ship, bound for England, and by my good luck have become what you see, the captain of this ship.

But there is one circumstance, which I must not forget to relate; one, which has a reference to that infernal chest-for it was one, so astonishing and mysterious, that when I think upon it, my blood eurdles with horror; and if it is in the night time, I can never get a wink of sleep after. As a farmer was passing a certain mountain where a wild stream gushes from beneath a rock, he perceived'

Here the captain was interrupted, in his account of this curious chest, by a jolt of the vessel, which had thrown a maiden-lady's glass of brandy and water full in his face. A strong gale had caught our ship on the lee side and occasioned the shock, which had produced this unfortunate disaster.

A CANDID CANDIDATE.

I

The following address was really written by a very honest gentleman, who was a candidate for the office for which he here solicits the suffrages of his fellow citizens: Gentlemen-I offer myself a candidate for Sheriff; I have been a revolutionary officer; fought many bloody battles; suffered hunger, toil and heat; got honourable scars, but little pay. will tell you plainly how I shall discharge my duty, should I be so happy as to obtain a majority of your suffrages. If writs are put in my hands against any of you, I will take you if I can, and unless you can get bail, I will deliver you over to the keeper of the jail.-2nd. If judgments are found against you, and executions directed to me, I will sell your property as the law directs, without favour or affection; and if there should be any surplus money, I will punctually remit it.-3rd. If any of you should commit a crime (which God forbid) that requires capital punishment, according to law, I will hang you up by the neck, till you are dead!!!-American Journal.

Poor little hapless wand'rer, say

Why thus forsaken dost thou roam?
I'm lost and cannot find my way,
Cold, hungry, faint, and far from home.
All day I've dragg'd my weary pace
Nor rest nor shelter do I find:
Soft pity surely has no place

With man's unfeeling selfish kind.

I stray'd to yonder distant farm,

And told my tale and crav'd relief;
But tho' their own they shield from harm,
They chid me thence and mock'd my grief.*
Ah little think they of the moan,

The tears, the anguish, of my mother;
Sure, sure they cannot love their own,
Who are so cruel to another.

As cheerful as the lark in spring

This morn I left my father's cot,
Nor dreamt what sorrow night would bring
Upon this lonely fearful spot.

List! list! It seem'd some friendly voice,
In accents soothing met my ear,
And bade me once again rejoice-

Twas only fancy: none is near.
How keenly bites the bitter blast,
It penetrates thro' every pore,
'Tis too severe, it cannot last-
Sweet home! shall I ne'er see thee more.

O help me father, mother dear,

I'm seized all o'er I can't tell how;
My head swims round, 'tis dark and drear,
O save your poor Maria now.

Then sinking down upon the ground

Beneath a weeping willow-tree,
Benumb'd and drowsy soon she found
An end to all her misery.

[merged small][ocr errors][merged small][merged small]

* In her wanderings she called at the House of James Cash, of Woodend Farm, abont four o'Clock, and informed Mrs. Cash that she had lost her way; was the daughter of John Rathbone, of Henbury, and wanted to go home. It appears that Mrs. Cash would have taken care of the child, but was hast children enough of thy own.' Before she left the farm yard she repeated her tale to two men who laughed at her; or four miles further from home-was seen by several persons taking shelter under a holly hedge; and at the close of the

prevented by her own mother, who said, let her go, thou

and she went away crying. From this house she went three

day, was seen again for the last time, in a lane near Plumbley

Moor, from whence she wandered to the place where she was
found.-Macclesfield Courier, January, 1822.

[merged small][merged small][merged small][merged small][merged small][merged small][ocr errors][merged small][merged small][merged small][merged small][merged small][merged small][merged small][merged small][merged small][merged small]

Manchester, Valentine's Day, 1822.

ALCANDER.

[blocks in formation]

To square any number ending with 5.-To the square of 5 prefix the sum of the other figures and their square. Thus to square 45.-To 25 (the square of 5) prefix 4 added to 4 times 4 (or 20)The result is 2025. To square 75.-To 25 prefix 7x7+7=56, which makes 5625. To square 125. To 25 prefix 12 × 12+12=156=15625. This may be of considerable practical utility, as in every case where the number to be squared does not exceed 125 it may be done by inspection in shorter time than it can be described.

Somewhat analogous to the above is the following property of certain numbers. Multiply together any two numbers whose difference is 2, and the product will be one less than the square of the intermediate number. Thus the square of 8 is 64, but 7 times 9

is only 63. The square of 45 is 2025, but 44 times 46 is 2024. The square of 400 is 160,000, but 401 x 399 is=159,999.

ENIGMA.

R. B. G.

In storm and tempest I reside,
And aid to raise th' inconstant sea;
With vessels strong o'er waves I ride,
And with the blast in haste I flee.
In distant climes I may be found :
And never yet have changed my place,
For though the world I traverse round,
I have no claim on any race.
In dangers, trials, and in fears,
Alas! in all, full well I'm known,
And sickness, sorrow, sighs and tears,
Most surely claim me, as their own.
And yet in pleasure I remain,
In purest bliss I've constant been,
A stranger both to grief and pain,
But still in suffering may be seen.
In endless blessings I've a share,
Although with misery's sons I dwell;
A close companion with despair,
I cannot half my hardships tell,
Reader! with kindness, I implore
Thou wilt peruse my first essay,
And tell me! I will ask no more,
What's this that has so much to say.

A poetical reply is solicited by VERAX. Salford, Feb. 13th.

Required the position in which the 9 Digits must be placed, that they may count 15 each way.

Required change for a guinea, in twenty-one pieces, payable money: there must neither be a sovereign, half-sovereigns, half-guineas, seven shilling pieces, crowns, half-crowns, shillings, sixpences, pennies, nor halfpennies.

J. T. B..

Divide the larger space above described, into four equal parts, each part to be exactly similar in form, and of the same size.

VARIETIES.

AGREEABLE READING.

Mr. Hogg, in his Life, tells us this anecdote of a man of Eskdale-muir. He had borrowed Bailey's Dictionary from his neighbour, and on returning it, the lender asked him what he thought of it. I dinna ken, man,' replied he, I have read it all through, but canna say that I understand it; it is the most confused book that ever I saw in my life!'

ANECDOTE.

The late Rev. R. Imrie, of Auchterarder, in North Britain, exhibited through life a great fondness for paradoxical language. The consequence was, that much obscurity pervaded his pulpit exhibitions; and, through his pertinacity to particular modes of expression, which none of his hearers and few of his brethren understood, his sentiments were often believed to be the reverse of what they actually were; and he was first suspended, and afterwards deposed as an obstinate abettor of heterodoxy, while competent judges were of opinion, that the sole difference between him and his orthodox brethren, was in the language in which they severally chose to clothe their ideas. This predilection for paradoxical language existed from his childhood, of which the following is given as a specimen :

Observing a country clown riding into the town of Perth, he very gravely accosted him by saying, Man, your horse's tail is loose.' The poor credulous fellow immediately dismounted in order to ascertain what was the matter, as he apprehended that his horse must have sustained some injury of which he had not been aware. Finding, however, that all was as it ought to be, he was about to pronounce a severe philippic on the young urchin for diverting himself thus at his expense, when he was restrained by this comical answer; I said your horse's tail was loose, but it is loose only at one end.'

[blocks in formation]

The following anecdote I had from a friend to whom the proprietor of the dog is personally known, and who, though in humble circumstances, is a woman of honest principles and strict veracity. She lives in a cellar, containing two apartments; the anterior is a little shop, and the other the eating, as well as bed-room of the family. In the shop the dog's kennel is situated, and near it a cupboard, containing

provisions, &c. One evening the cupboard was accidentally left open, and a quantity of black-puddings

thereby exposed: this attracted the cat's attention, who was proceeding to make an attack upon them, but was repulsed by the dog, who signified his displeasure by growling, which was occasionally repeated, in spite of orders from the inner apartment to be quiet. At last the noise ceased, and in the morning the dog was found watching the puddings, which he had removed from the cupboard into the interior of his kennel, for their greater security from the furtive propensities of pussy, who was quietly seated at a little distance. On examining the puddings they were found uninjured, and were given to their trusty guardian, as a reward for his integrity.

[merged small][merged small][merged small][ocr errors][merged small][merged small]

are immense.

[ocr errors]

THESE are the views which distinguished the political writings of Mr. Burke, an author whose splendid and unequalled powers gave a vogue and fashion to certain tenets, which from any other pen would have appeared abject and contemptible. In the field of reason the encounter would not be difficult, but who can withstand the fascination and magic of his eloquence? The excursions of his genius His imperial fancy has laid all nature under tribute, and has collected riches from every scene of the creation, and every walk of art. His eulogium on the Queen of France is a masterpiece of pathetic composition; so select are its images, so fraught with tenderness, so rich with colours, dipt in heaven,' that he who can read it without rapture may have merit as a reasoner, but must resign all pretensions to taste and sensibility. Burke's imagination is in truth only too prolific: a world of itself, where he dwells in the midst of chimerical alarms, is the dupe of his own enchantments, and starts, like Prospero, at the spectres of his own creation. His intel- . lectual views in general, however, are wide and variegated rather than distinct; and the light he has let in on the British Constitution in particular, resembles the coloured effulgence of a painted medium, a kind of mimic twilight, solemn and soothing to the senses, but better fitted. for ornament than use.

WEEKLY DIARY.

FEBRUARY.

REMARKABLE DAYS.

SUNDAY, 17.-Quinquagesima. See Septuagesima, p. 5. TUESDAY, 19.-Shrove Tuesday. This is called 'Fastern's E'en' and Pancake Tuesday. In Yorkshire, and the northern counties, this and the preceding day are called Collop Monday and Pancake Tuesday: the latter is a noted holiday; the pancake bell rung in the forenoon, not only announces the hour for commencing the frying of Pancakes, but proclaims a jubilee for children, apprentices, and servants.

On this day, the Carnival at Rome terminates by a most singular illumination immediately after the horse-race. Not only all the houses are illuminated, but all persons on foot or in their carriages hold lighted tapers; and sit or stand, in the cold and wet, with their fingers dripping with wax or tallow, according to the ability of the illumination. After the lapse of an hour, on the progressive march of the troops down the Corso, light after light suddenly disappears, amidst peals of laughter and lamentations of regret; till the sounds of the horses' feet die away, the crowd disperses, and darkness and solitude, succeed.

learned Hebrew Architect and Brother Rabbi Jacob till the fancy sleeps,-till the zest diminishes, and
Jehudah Leon, are quarterly per squares counter- the taste loses its power of discrimination. Nor is
changed vert,-1. Az. a lion Rt. Or.-2. Or. an Ox this the full extent of the mischief. Those who are
Sable.-3. Or, a man with hands uplifted proper attached to this perversion of rational enjoyment, are
clothed crimson and ermine.--4. Az. an Eagle dis- anxious to involve all and each of their companions
played, Or. As I do not remember in my Heraldric in the same evil: like mad-dogs they strive to com-
readings, ever seeing the terms " Quarterly per municate their poison to others; and the moderate
squares counterchanged," I should be glad if some votary of Bacchus, who is desirous of spending his
of your correspondents could explain what is the evening in the exchange of friendship,-the effusion
precise meaning; as from the engraving in the fron- of soul,—the exhilaration of the heart, and the corus.
tispiece to the work above named, I should state it cations of fancy, is pestered with importunities to
as being "a cross vert, voided argent, or else a drink beyond measure, and either finds his pleasure
cross argent, fimbriated vert" but on the Masonic poisoned with excess, or is compelled to fly the bane-
banner, displayed in the procession on the Corona-ful company, which denies him the refuge of a rea-
tion of his present Majesty, if I mistake not, it was sonable being. If this conduct proceeds from a wish
a cross gules. As the study of Heraldry is almost that all the company should enjoy themselves, it is
confined to the Herald's College, I should be glad to pardonable, though only to be excused by an im-
see the science more cultivated, so little dependance becility of the judgement; but, if it is the result of a
can we place upon many of the blazons we meet concerted scheme, to involve the guest in the wretched
with the bearings may generally be correct; but in
state of drunkenness, and to take advantage of the
copying, the tinctures are frequently changed, unshielded exposure which such a state affords, it is
through ignorance or fanciful caprice, arising from a villany revolting to the genuine ideas of hospitality.
the idea of making a coat more dashing; of which In this latter view it presents a picture as foul and
many examples may be seen, by a survey of some of execrable, and as much to be disclaimed by every
the signs at inns in this neighbourhood. Heraldry good and honest man, as that of the Fiend who exults
properly cultivated, is both useful and pleasing, in the degradation of humanity.
alike to the historian, artist, antiquary, and inge-
nious youth.

[blocks in formation]

I find are inserted in Shakspeare's Miscellaneous Poems attached to his Theatrical Works, printed by Sherwin and Co. 8vo. 1821; and in the Collection of Ancient Songs, &c. in the Literary Miscellany, page 10, they appear also, and are ascribed to Beaumont and Fletcher. I shall be obliged if some of your readers can state who was the real Author.

Feb. 9th, 1822.

TO THE EDITOR.

L.

If the motive be, as I said, the desire of all enjoy. ing themselves, how much does the entertainer mistake his means, when he presses what his acquaintance declines and loathes. The true means of giving pleasure is to permit each to follow the dictates of his inclination there is no pleasure to which a want did not lead, since pleasure is but the gratification of a

want.

:

For every want that stimulates the breast,
Becomes a source of pleasure when redress'd.

Every gratification ceases to be such, when compulsion is interposed: it depends on the tender and

delicate construction of the human will, than which

nothing is more susceptible or more easily alarmed.

WEDNESDAY, 20.-Ash Wednesday. Formerly Lent began on the Sunday after Quinquagesima, i. e. our first Sunday in Lent, and ended at Easter, containing in all 42 days; and subtracting In these mistaken revelries, there are some who, the six Sundays which are not fasts, there in the general spirit of debauchery, lend their assistremained only 36 fasting days, the tenth ance to the governor of the feast, to promote inpart of 360, the number of days in the toxication, who make it their care to enforce the ancient year, then considered as a tythe injunction of the reiterated bumper,-betray the of the year consecrated to God's service. temperate, and erect themselves into the trusTo these 36 fasting days, however, of the tees of each other's reason. You, Sir, by virtue Old Lent, Gregory added four days SIR, Those who are acquainted with any thing of of your office are a trustee for the public; every more, to render it equal to the time of what is called 'Life,' as at present exhibited, cannot Editor, who undertakes the conduct of a pubour Saviour's fasting, causing it to begin but have observed, and most probably with regret,lication, is, ipso facto, an implied censor of the on Ash Wednesday, three days after the practice, so common in the entertainments of cer- morals of the people, and a guardian of the talent and Quinquagesima; and thus it has remain-tain classes, of encouraging a ruinous excess in wine. learning of the country. In aid then of your exered ever since. tions, allow me to press the grounds of my complaint: my subject is a strong one, and the impression on my own mind is deep; and I am resolved not to quit the subject, till I impress the feeling as strongly on the great body of your readers.

CORRESPONDENCE.

TO THE EDITOR.

SIR,-As your Miscellany appears to be open to every thing useful, instructive, and entertaining, I beg to address you. Having for a short time devoted my leisure hours to the study of Heraldry, I have lately met with a term which I am at a loss to explain, viz-In the work entitled "Ahiman Rezon," the author says, that the arms of the ansient Free and Accepted Masons, as given by the

My complaints, on this subject, are not those of a
whining sectary, or a religious enthusiast, but the
regrets of a man, not averse to the true enjoyments
of life, and anxious, by a sober and moderate use,
to increase and preserve them. In the days of original
simplicity, it was thought sufficient, if, at a social
But these Bacchanalians are inconsistent with
entertainment, each person took that quantity which themselves, if they profess to adopt the principles
warmed his blood, gave a kind impulse to the circu- of Epicurus; since the pleasure experienced, is cer-
lation in his veins, and enlivened his imagination; tainly less the farther they proceed. When the
upon which effects it is, that all the praises of wine, draught is repeated to a degree of infatuation border-
bestowed by poets and orators, must legitimately being on insanity, and with a disregard to the sugges-
founded.

The custom of which I complain, is the reverse of this; glass after glass is quaffed, till reason is stupified

tions of reason and experience, the spirit of enjoyment flies-the body sinks into composure-the imagination, the wit is deadened,- the liquor palls, and the

represented as calculated to excite only feelings of
horror and disgust.

active sense of social fellowship is buried in forget- | cation, is an article signed W. in the first number of | ed a considerable sun for my education: but judge fulness. your work, in which the prospective pleasure of hold- of his disappointment and sorrow when he found me It was not thus that the elegance of Horne shone, ing forth on a public speech day is painted in glow-destitute of almost every thing of which he considered that the heart of Walpole expanded, that the ing colours; while graver studies, and studies of the education to consist. I could not distinguish, in plain eloquence of Burke glowed,-that the wit of Beau-highest importance, are thrown into the shade, and English, between a substantive and a verb; and to clerc sparkled,—that the periods of Johnson flowed, have given any thing like a tolerable account of the and that inspiration imparted itself to the thoughts difference between an adjective and an adverb, except and diction of the mighty ancestor from whom I have in the ipsissima verba of my grammar, (which might as the honor indirectly to derive my name. No. But, well have been written in the vernacular tongue of the it was this that deadened the genius of the poet Butler, Cherokee Indians, for any thing that I knew of its and this that overcame the politeness and the elegant meaning,) would have cost me the ineffectual labour conceptions of the great Porson himself. Nor will it be of many an hour. matter of wonder, if, by progression in this degrading practice, we find the wit and talent of the country vanish; and that, in another generation, our children, sprang from the lees of fermented wine, should be more degenerate and insensible than their fathers before them.

It is not unusual for the several members of a party, to swallow the contents of a bottle and a half, or two bottles each; a quantity so excessive, so revolting in idea, and so disproportioned to the natural wants, or the natural capabilities of a human being, that it would be surprising if the health were not injured, and the faculty of reason blunted. Such immoderate potations recal to our recollection the times of Athelstan and our Saxon Ancestors, and the gormandizers of the 13th and 14th centuries, who lived and laboured with no other object than to eat and drink; who wasted over nature ten times the quantity necessary for her support, and who realized the description of Horace, Fruges consumere nati.' I rejoice, however, to learn, that the more refined societies of the present day, (superior to their ancestors in politeness, if not in virtue,) have justly exploded a practice, which is as much disgraceful as pernicious. When fashion is linked in hand with propriety, one feels a pleasure of an unusual nature, which is the more lively as the occasion of it is rare. I trust, Sir, that those who aspire to wear a respectable appearance in the eyes of society, will be alive to the advantages and recommendations of this fashion; and that the absurd and vicious custom which I have exposed, will soon be regarded as unbecoming a gentleman, and fit only for the frequenters of taverns and clubs.

12th February, 1822.

TO THE EDITOR.

CHATHAM.

Why should the thoughts of lessons or of exercises be suffered to disturb the peace and tranquillity' of our minds? Why is a school spoken of in such repulsive terms? and why should the 'noted Tuesday' be remembered with a sigh of regret, when the tasks are once more resumed, and the lexicon again is elevated to its wonted station.'

[ocr errors]

The routine of a classical education, according to
the mode in which it is too frequently pursued, I am
well aware, is insupportable drudgery to many an in-
genuous mind. But is it not possible to render the
tasks, even of a grammar school, in some degree
pleasurable, and the variety of its exercises a relax-
ation to the mind? I speak from experience when I
say that it is.

I was placed at an early age under the tuition of a
master who had acquired considerable fame as an in-
structor of youth; but his endeavours to make me
drink the ambrosial draughts of ancient lore were in-
effectual, because he never failed to mix them up
with copious doses of the nauseous oil of birch. And
instead of writing his instructions on the tablet of
my understanding, he laboured with no small assidui-
ty to delineate on my sensorium (which alas! proved
to obdurate for his stylus,) a collection of rules and
of precepts, expressed in such a jargon of sounds, as
could be intelligible only to such paragons of learning
as my sapient tutor, or his no less sapient ushers.
My learning being thus rendered so disagreeable
and irksome, you need not wonder that, like many a
youth of fair promise, I deceived the fondest hopes of
my parents, and, for six long years, in which I was
professedly a student of the language of Rome, I re-
sorted to every artifice which youthful ingenuity
could devise, to elude the suspicions of my master, by
performing my tasks in the most perfunctory manner
possible; or, if it was in my power, to palm upon him
as my own, the productions of some wight more highly
gifted than myself.

Thus till I was 12 years of age, my memory was burdened, without one attempt to inform my judgement, or improve my understanding. I had no more idea that the rules of my grammar were capable of a meaning, than the man in the moon; and although I was taught to apply a few of them mechanically when parsSIR,-You will possibly deem it sheer presumptioning my Cesar or my Tully, yet their bearing on the in a young jackanapes, who has but just entered point was never perceived, because it was never his 14th year, to attempt to address you in your offi- pointed out; and I was kept completely in the dark, cial character; and you will hardly be disposed to as to the possible utility of any of the studies in which give me credit when I say, that puerile vanity has I was engaged. Had I been set down to accounts, had no influence in leading me to make this feeble I would have had some notion of their utility, in seeattempt. I write purely in the hope that an accounting their application to the business of the lowest of the mode in which my studies are now directed, contrasted with the manner in which they were formerly conducted, may not be altogether without its use to some of your juvenile readers ;-for I should be the last person in the world to endeavour to undermine the credit or influence of a single individual of the respectable society of schoolmasters. What has suggested the subject of this communi

shop-keeper in the village; but the utility of classical
studies was far beyond the reach of my comprehension,
unless haply, it were to occupy a few years which
might otherwise have been employed in mischief, or
to line the pockets of some needy individual who had
no other means of making his bread.

At length, however, my father was induced to in-
quire into my progress in learning. He had expend-

But that I may not be tedious, I shall only further state that I was afterwards placed under the care of a gentleman whose first object is, if possible, to make his pupils understand every thing which they do. Under his tuition my father thinks I have made wonderful improvement. For my own part, I know that education is no longer the drudgery it formerly was, nor do I 'creep like snail unwillingly to school.' I begin to taste the sweets of classic lore, and to relish the beauties of the effusions of ancient genius. Being directed to a judicious course of private reading, and having had the advantages of mental culture, most impressively set before me, my mind now begins to expand, and to lay up a store of useful and solid erudition. In composition I strive to imitate the elegant models which are set before me. How far I have succeeded, I leave you, from the present specimen, to form a judgement. This production of my pen may perhaps be advantageously contrasted with a genuine copy of such letters as I was accustomed to write, till within a year and a half of the present period. I give it at the bottom of the page.* I had then no more idea of varying a single expression in my monthly epistles to my Honoured Parents,' (except on the approach of the holydays, when it was necessary to mention the time I expected to have the pleasure of being locked in their embrace) than I now have of repeating the Pater noster backwards, or attempting to walk on the crown of my head.

I could with pleasure expatiate on the virtues and erudition of my respected instructor; but should this paper meet his eye, he, worthy man, would note it as the language of fulsome flattery, and I would be in danger of falling several degrees in the scale of his good opinion, which I am ever anxious to retain. DISCIPULUS GRATUS.

Feb. 6th, 1822.
Honoured Parents,

I am very well, and I hope you are so too,
and the rest of the family.
Give my best love to my Brothers and Sisters,
Uncles and Aunt, and Grandmother.
I remain,

Honoured Parents,

Your affectionate Son,
Timothy Timberhead.

CLOCK WORK MACHINERY. (From the New York National Advocate.)

There are now exhibiting at Mr. Vogel's in Broadway, several wonderful pieces of clock work machinery, which, perhaps, equal the masterly ingenuity of the auto

« НазадПродовжити »