Dow's Flat. Dow's FLAT. (1856.) That's its name; And I reckon that you Are a stranger? The same? Well, I thought it was true,— For thar isn't a man on the river as can't spot the place at first view. It was called after Dow, Which the same was an ass, And as to the how Thet the thing kem to pass,— Jest tie up your hoss to that buckeye, and sit ye down here in the grass. You see this 'yer Dow Hed the worst kind of luck; He slipped up somehow On each thing thet he struck. Why, ef he'd a straddled thet fence-rail, the derned thing 'ed get up and buck. He mined on the bar Till he couldn't pay rates; He was smashed by a car When he tunnelled with Bates; And right on the top of his trouble kem his wife and five kids from the States. It was rough,-mighty rough; But the boys they stood by, For a house, on the sly; And the old woman,-well, she did washing, and took on when no one was nigh. But this 'yer luck of Dow's That the spring near his house Dried right up on the green; And he sunk forty feet down for water, but nary a drop to be seen. Then the bar petered out, And the boys wouldn't stay; And the chills got about, And his wife fell away; But Dow in his well kept a peggin' in his usual ridikilous way. One day, it was June, And a year ago, jest― This Dow kem at noon To his work like the rest, With a shovel and pick on his shoulder, and a derringer hid in his breast. He goes to the well, And he stands on the brink, And stops for a spell Jest to listen and think: For the sun in his eyes (jest like this, sir!), you see, kinder made the cuss blink. His two ragged gals In the gulch were at play, Kinder flapped on a bay: Not much for a man to be leavin', but his all,-as I've heer'd the folks say. And-That's a peart hoss Thet you've got,—ain't it now? What might be her cost? Eh? Oh!-Well, then, Dow Let's see,—well, that forty-foot grave wasn't his, sir, that day, anyhow. For a blow of his pick Sorter caved in the side, And he looked and turned sick, Then he trembled and cried. For you see the dern cuss had struck "Water?"-Beg your parding, young man,-there you lied! It was gold,-in the quartz, And it ran all alike; And I reckon five oughts Was the worth of that strike; And that house with the coopilow's his'n,-which the same isn't bad for a Pike. Thet's why it's Dow's Flat; And the thing of it is That he kinder got that Through sheer contrairiness: For 'twas water the derned cuss was seekin', and his luck made him certain to miss Thet's so! Thar's your way, To the left of yon tree; Won't you come up to tea? No? Well, then the next time you're passin'; and ask after Dow, and thet's me. In the Tunnel. DIDN'T know Flynn,- Here in this tunnel He was my pardner, That same Tom Flynn,Working together, In wind and weather, Day out and in. Didn't know Flynn ! Well, that is queer; Why, it's a sin To think of Tom Flynn,→ Tom with his cheer, Thar in the drift, Back to the wall, He held the timbers Ready to fall; |