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Thou smil'st, well pleas'd with the converted land,

To see the fifty churches at a stand.

And that thy minister may never fail,

But what thy hand has planted still prevail,
Of minor prophets a succession sure
The propagation of thy zeal secure.

See commons, peers, and ministers of state,
In solemn council met, and deep debate!
What Godlike enterprize is taking birth?
What wonder opens on th' expecting earth?
'Tis done! with loud applause the council rings!
Fix'd is the fate of whores and fiddle-strings!

Tho' bold these truths, thou, Muse, with truths like

these,

Wilt none offend, whom 'tis a praise to please:
Let others flatter to be flatter'd, thou,

Like just tribunals, bend an awful brow.
How terrible it were to common sense,
To write a Satire, which gave none offence!
And, since from life I take the draughts you see,
If men dislike them, do they censure me?
The fool, and knave, 'tis glorious to offend,
And Godlike an attempt the world to mend;
The world, where lucky throws to blockheads fall,
Knaves know the game, and honest men pay all.
How hard for real worth to gain its price!

A man shall make his fortune in a trice,
If blest with pliant, tho' but slender, sense,
Feign'd modesty, and real impudence:

A supple knee, smooth tongue, an easy grace,
A curse within, a smile upon his face;

A beauteous sister, or convenient wife,
Are prizes in the lottery of life;
Genius and virtue they will soon defeat,
And lodge you in the bosom of the great.
To merit, is but to provide a pain
For men's refusing what you ought to gain.

May, DODINGTON, this maxim fail in you, Whom my presaging thoughts already view; By WALPOLE'S conduct fir'd, and friendship grac'd, Still higher in your Prince's favour plac'd; And lending, here, those awful councils aid, Which you, abroad, with such success obey'd: Bear this from one, who holds your friendship dear; What most we wish, with ease we fancy near.

SATIRE IV.

TO THE

RIGHT HON. SIR SPENCER COMPTON.

ROUND some fair tree th' ambitious Woodbine grows,
And breathes her sweets on the supporting boughs;
So sweet the verse, th' ambitious verse, should be,
(O! pardon mine) that hopes support from thee;
Thee, COMPTON, born o'er senates to preside,
Their dignity to raise, their councils guide;
Deep to discern, and widely to survey,

And kingdoms' fates, without ambition, weigh;
Of distant virtues nice extremes to blend,
The Crown's asserter, and the People's friend:
Nor dost thou scorn, amid sublimer views,
To listen to the labours of the muse;
Thy smiles protect her, while thy talents fire,
And 'tis but half thy glory to inspire.
Vex'd at a public fame so justly won,
The jealous CHREMES is with spleen undone ;
CHREMES, for airy pensions of renown,
Devotes his service to the State and Crown;

All schemes he knows, and, knowing, all improves,
Tho' Britain's thankless, still this patriot loves;

But patriots differ; some may shed their blood,
He drinks his coffee, for the public good;

Consults the sacred steam, and there foresees
What storms, or sun-shine, Providence decrees;
Knows, for each day, the weather of our fate;
A quid nunc is an almanack of State,

You smile, and think this statesman void of use:
Why may not time his secret worth produce?
Since apes can roast the choice Castanian Nut,
Since steeds of genius are expert at Put;
Since half the Senate Not Content can say,

Geese nations save, and puppies plots betray.

What makes him model realms, and counsel kings?

An incapacity for smaller things:

Poor CHREMES can't conduct his own estate,

And thence has undertaken Europe's fate.

GEHENNO leaves the realm to CHREMES' skill,
And boldly claims a province higher still:
To raise a name, th' ambitious boy has got,
At once a Bible, and a shoulder-knot;
Deep in the secret, he looks thro' the whole,
And pities the dull rogue that saves his soul;
To talk with rev'rence you must take good heed,
Nor shock his tender reason with the Creed:
Howe'er well bred, in public he complies,
Obliging friends alone with blasphemies.
Peerage is poison, good estates are bad
For this disease; poor rogues run seldom mad.
Have not attainders brought unhop'd relief,
And falling stocks quite cur'd an unbelief?

While the sunshines, BLUNT talks with wondrous

force;

But thunder mars small-beer, and weak discourse.

Such useful instruments the weather show,

Just as their Mercury is high or low :
Health chiefly keeps an Atheist in the dark;
A fever argues better than a Clarke:
Let but the logick in his pulse decay,
The Grecian he'll renounce, and learn to pray;
While C mourns, with an unfeigned zeal,
Th' apostate youth, who reason'd once to well.
C who makes so merry with the Creed,
He almost thinks he disbelieves indeed;
But only thinks so; to give both their due,
Satan, and he, believe, and tremble too.
Of some for glory such the boundless rage,
That they're the blackest scandal of their age.

NARCISSUS the Tartarian club disclaims;
Nay, a Free-mason, with some terror, names;
Omits no duty; nor can envy say,

He miss'd, these many years, the Church, or Play :
He makes no noise in Parliament, 'tis true;

But

pays his debts, and visit, when 'tis due ;
His character and gloves are ever clean,
And then, he can out-bow the bowing dean;
A smile eternal on his lip he wears,

Which equally the wise and worthless shares.
In gay fatigues, this most undaunted chief,
Patient of idleness beyond belief,

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