XXXIII. "Gad! he 's obliged to stick to business! Our barber tells me too are on the rise,- XXXIV. "Venus won't stir a peg without a fee, To-" "Hush-hush!" cried Eban, "sure that is he As backwards as he can,-is 't something new? Or is 't his custom, in the name of fun?" "He always comes down backward, with one shoe Return'd the porter-" off, and one shoe on, Like, saving shoe for sock or stocking, my man John!" XXXV. It was indeed the great Magician, Feeling, with careful toe, for every stair, And retrograding careful as he can, Backwards and downwards from his own two pair : Salpietro!" exclaimed Hum, "is the dog there? He's always in my way upon the mat!" "He's in the kitchen, or the Lord knows where," Replied the Swiss," the nasty, whelping brat!" "Don't beat him!" return'd Hum, and on the floor came pat. XXXVI. Then facing right about, he saw the Page, And said: "Don't tell me what you want, Eban; 'Tis nine to one he 'll give you the rattan! The plain-dress'd sage and spangled blackamoor, And breathe themselves at th' Emperor's chamber door, When Eban thought he heard a soft imperial snore. XXXVII. "I thought you guess'd, foretold, or prophesied, "He dreams," said Hum, " or I have ever lied, XXXVIII. Eban then usher'd in the learned Seer: A dose of senna-tea, or nightmare Gorgon, Than the Emperor when he play'd on his Man-Tiger-Organ. XXXIX. They kiss'd nine times the carpet's velvet face As daisies lurk'd in June-grass, buds in green; Doubled into a common fist, went grand, And knock'd down three cut glasses, and his best ink-stand. XL. Then turning round, he saw those trembling two: XLI. "Commander of the faithful!" answer'd Hum, A thimble-full of old Jamaica rum.” "A simple boon!" said Elfinan, "thou may'st Have Nantz, with which my morning-coffee's laced."* "I'll have a glass of Nantz, then," said the Seer,— "Made racy-(sure my boldness is misplaced!)With the third part-(yet that is drinking dear!)Of the least drop of crème de citron crystal clear." * "Mr. Nisby is of opinion that laced coffee is bad for the head."-Spectator. XLII. "I pledge you, Hum! and pledge my dearest love, All Berthas!" sighed the Emperor. "I engage," To mention all the Berthas in the earth ; There's Bertha Watson,-and Miss Bertha Page,This famed for languid eyes, and that for mirth,There's Bertha Blount of York,—and Bertha Knox of Perth." XLIII. "You seem to know ”—“I do know," answer'd Hum, Named Bertha; but her surname will not come, 'Tis Bertha Pearl! What makes my brains so whirl? And she is softer, fairer than her name!" "Where does she live ?" ask'd Hum. "Her fair locks curl So brightly, they put all our fays to shame!Live-O! at Canterbury, with her old granddame." XLIV. "Good! good!” cried Hum," I've known her from a child! She is a changeling of my management; She was born at midnight in an Indian wild; Her mother's screams with the striped tiger's blent, While the torch-bearing slaves a halloo sent Into the jungles; and her palanquin, Rested amid the desert's dreariment, Shook with her agony, till fair were seen The little Bertha's eyes ope on the stars serene." XLV. "I can't say," said the monarch, "that may be XLVI. "Convey her to me, Hum, or by my crown, While Hum continued, shamming half a sob, "In Canterbury doth your lady shine? But let me cool your brandy with a little wine.” XLVII. Whereat a narrow Flemish glass he took, And with the ripest claret crowned it, His mouth being held conveniently fit To catch the treasure: "Best in all the town!" He said, smack'd his moist lips, and gave a pleasant frown. * Cham is said to have been the inventor of magic. Lucy learnt this from Bayle's Dictionary, and had copied a long Latin note from that work. |