The world of wit and humour, ed. by G.M. FennGeorge Manville Fenn Cassell, Petter, & Galpin, 1899 - 480 стор. |
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... Traveller's Bag , The Vestris 59 30 Though Lost to Sight , to Memory Traveller Nonplussed , The 215 Virtue of Hemp 330 Dear .. 423 Travels in Search of Beef 81 Visit to Brigham Young 93 Thought it Sounded Well ** 371 ( T ) Reasonable ...
... Traveller's Bag , The Vestris 59 30 Though Lost to Sight , to Memory Traveller Nonplussed , The 215 Virtue of Hemp 330 Dear .. 423 Travels in Search of Beef 81 Visit to Brigham Young 93 Thought it Sounded Well ** 371 ( T ) Reasonable ...
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... traveller , sir , " was the answer . " I might have discovered that you considered yourself licensed to use all the privileges of a traveller . " Another of the fraternity having long baffled him , he suddenly remarked , " You were born ...
... traveller , sir , " was the answer . " I might have discovered that you considered yourself licensed to use all the privileges of a traveller . " Another of the fraternity having long baffled him , he suddenly remarked , " You were born ...
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... TRAVELLER'S THE. man - the captain of a vessel - he didn't die of cholera ; he was drowned . " " Oh , drowned , eh ? " pursued the inquisitor , hesitating for a brief instant " Save his chist ? " " Yes ; the vessel was saved , and my ...
... TRAVELLER'S THE. man - the captain of a vessel - he didn't die of cholera ; he was drowned . " " Oh , drowned , eh ? " pursued the inquisitor , hesitating for a brief instant " Save his chist ? " " Yes ; the vessel was saved , and my ...
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George Manville Fenn. THE MISERIES OF A COMIC WRITER . THE TRAVELLER'S THE American landlord is noted for the sharp way in which he contrives to make his guests pay - a proceeding probably acquired of his brother in the British and ...
George Manville Fenn. THE MISERIES OF A COMIC WRITER . THE TRAVELLER'S THE American landlord is noted for the sharp way in which he contrives to make his guests pay - a proceeding probably acquired of his brother in the British and ...
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... traveller , he stopped him with- " Your money or your life ! " Seeing that Pat was a novice , he said , " I tell you what I'll do . I'll give you all my money for that pistol . " " Agreed . " Pat received the money , and handed over the ...
... traveller , he stopped him with- " Your money or your life ! " Seeing that Pat was a novice , he said , " I tell you what I'll do . I'll give you all my money for that pistol . " " Agreed . " Pat received the money , and handed over the ...
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Сторінка 366 - So the Deacon inquired of the village folk Where he could find the strongest oak, That could n't be split nor bent nor broke, — That was for spokes and floor and sills; He sent for lancewood to make the thills; The crossbars were ash, from the straightest trees, The panels of white-wood, that cuts like cheese, But lasts like iron for things like these; The hubs of logs from the "Settler's ellum...
Сторінка 133 - Take care of the pence and the pounds will take care of themselves is as true of personal habits as of money.
Сторінка 40 - The school-boy whips his taxed top ; the beardless youth manages his taxed horse with a taxed bridle, on a taxed road ; and the dying Englishman, pouring his medicine, which has paid...
Сторінка 366 - Hahnsum kerridge" they called it then. Eighteen hundred and twenty came; — Running as usual ; much the same. Thirty and forty at last arrive, And then came fifty, and FIFTY-FIVE. Little of all we value here Wakes on the morn of its hundredth year Without both feeling and looking queer. In fact, there's nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree and truth. (This is a moral that runs at large; Take it.
Сторінка 40 - ... everything that comes from abroad, or is grown at home; taxes on the raw material; taxes on every fresh value that is added to it by the industry of man...
Сторінка 366 - n' all the kentry raoun'; It should be so built that it couldn' break daown: "Fur," said the Deacon, '"t's mighty plain Thut the weakes' place mus' stan' the strain; 'N' the way t' fix it, uz I maintain, Is only jest T' make that place uz strong uz the rest.
Сторінка 40 - His whole property is then immediately taxed from 2 to 10 per cent. Besides the probate, large fees are demanded for burying him in the chancel; his virtues are handed down to posterity on taxed marble; and he is then gathered to his fathers, — to be taxed no more.
Сторінка 367 - ... Fifty-five! This morning the parson takes a drive. Now, small boys, get out of the way! Here comes the wonderful one-hoss shay, Drawn by a rat-tailed, ewe-necked bay. "Huddup!" said the parson. — Off went they. The parson was working his Sunday's text, — Had got to fifthly, and stopped perplexed At what the — Moses — was coming next. All at once the horse stood still, Close by the meet'n '-house on the hill.
Сторінка 105 - THE BALLAD OF THE OYSTERMAN. IT was a tall young oysterman lived by the river-side, His shop was just upon the bank, his boat was on the tide; The daughter of a fisherman, that was so straight and slim, Lived over on the other bank, right opposite to him. It was the pensive oysterman that saw a lovely maid, Upon a moonlight evening, a sitting in the shade ; He saw her wave her handkerchief, as much as if to say, "I'm wide awake, young oysterman, and all the folks away.
Сторінка 366 - Now in building of chaises, I tell you what, There is always somewhere a weakest spot, — In hub, tire, felloe, in spring or thill, In panel, or crossbar, or floor, or sill, In screw, bolt, thoroughbrace, — lurking still, Find it somewhere you must and will, — Above or below, or within or without, — And that's the reason, beyond a doubt, A chaise breaks down, but doesn't wear out. But the Deacon swore (as Deacons do, With an "I dew vum...