The world of wit and humour, ed. by G.M. FennGeorge Manville Fenn Cassell, Petter, & Galpin, 1899 - 480 стор. |
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... there's Life there's Hope 6 .. Worse Off than Before 307 Trying a Dye .. 152 , 184 Whiskey Punch .. 11 Worst Book 61 Warren's Blacking 28 Whist 28 Worthless Debtor 116 Warts on the Mind 311 Whistle a Bar of Soap 342 Wot's Chresamas ...
... there's Life there's Hope 6 .. Worse Off than Before 307 Trying a Dye .. 152 , 184 Whiskey Punch .. 11 Worst Book 61 Warren's Blacking 28 Whist 28 Worthless Debtor 116 Warts on the Mind 311 Whistle a Bar of Soap 342 Wot's Chresamas ...
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... there there's an illigant lock o ' straw , that you may go asleep in , ' says I ; and a fine bed it id be for a lord , let alone a piper . ' 66 ** 6 * * * ' Paddy hid himself in the cowhouse ; and now I must tell how it was with Paddy ...
... there there's an illigant lock o ' straw , that you may go asleep in , ' says I ; and a fine bed it id be for a lord , let alone a piper . ' 66 ** 6 * * * ' Paddy hid himself in the cowhouse ; and now I must tell how it was with Paddy ...
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... there's nae lord's come here away ; but I'se tell ye what a cadger's supper is - it's just a groat ; and what they leave at night , they tak ' awa wi ' them in their pouch in the morn- ing ... THERE'S LIFE THERE'S HOPE . — A clergy- man.
... there's nae lord's come here away ; but I'se tell ye what a cadger's supper is - it's just a groat ; and what they leave at night , they tak ' awa wi ' them in their pouch in the morn- ing ... THERE'S LIFE THERE'S HOPE . — A clergy- man.
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... THERE'S LIFE THERE'S HOPE . — A clergy- man , remarkable for the simplicity and force of his style , was one day discoursing on the text , " Unless ye repent , ye shall all perish . " Anxious to impress upon his hearers the importance ...
... THERE'S LIFE THERE'S HOPE . — A clergy- man , remarkable for the simplicity and force of his style , was one day discoursing on the text , " Unless ye repent , ye shall all perish . " Anxious to impress upon his hearers the importance ...
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... there is no trouble with them , if you don't check ' em too short . If you do they'll stop again , run back and kick ... there's a plaguy sight of wear in ' em . " I never knowed but one case of a broken heart , and that was in t'other ...
... there is no trouble with them , if you don't check ' em too short . If you do they'll stop again , run back and kick ... there's a plaguy sight of wear in ' em . " I never knowed but one case of a broken heart , and that was in t'other ...
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Сторінка 366 - So the Deacon inquired of the village folk Where he could find the strongest oak, That could n't be split nor bent nor broke, — That was for spokes and floor and sills; He sent for lancewood to make the thills; The crossbars were ash, from the straightest trees, The panels of white-wood, that cuts like cheese, But lasts like iron for things like these; The hubs of logs from the "Settler's ellum...
Сторінка 133 - Take care of the pence and the pounds will take care of themselves is as true of personal habits as of money.
Сторінка 40 - The school-boy whips his taxed top ; the beardless youth manages his taxed horse with a taxed bridle, on a taxed road ; and the dying Englishman, pouring his medicine, which has paid...
Сторінка 366 - Hahnsum kerridge" they called it then. Eighteen hundred and twenty came; — Running as usual ; much the same. Thirty and forty at last arrive, And then came fifty, and FIFTY-FIVE. Little of all we value here Wakes on the morn of its hundredth year Without both feeling and looking queer. In fact, there's nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree and truth. (This is a moral that runs at large; Take it.
Сторінка 40 - ... everything that comes from abroad, or is grown at home; taxes on the raw material; taxes on every fresh value that is added to it by the industry of man...
Сторінка 366 - n' all the kentry raoun'; It should be so built that it couldn' break daown: "Fur," said the Deacon, '"t's mighty plain Thut the weakes' place mus' stan' the strain; 'N' the way t' fix it, uz I maintain, Is only jest T' make that place uz strong uz the rest.
Сторінка 40 - His whole property is then immediately taxed from 2 to 10 per cent. Besides the probate, large fees are demanded for burying him in the chancel; his virtues are handed down to posterity on taxed marble; and he is then gathered to his fathers, — to be taxed no more.
Сторінка 367 - ... Fifty-five! This morning the parson takes a drive. Now, small boys, get out of the way! Here comes the wonderful one-hoss shay, Drawn by a rat-tailed, ewe-necked bay. "Huddup!" said the parson. — Off went they. The parson was working his Sunday's text, — Had got to fifthly, and stopped perplexed At what the — Moses — was coming next. All at once the horse stood still, Close by the meet'n '-house on the hill.
Сторінка 105 - THE BALLAD OF THE OYSTERMAN. IT was a tall young oysterman lived by the river-side, His shop was just upon the bank, his boat was on the tide; The daughter of a fisherman, that was so straight and slim, Lived over on the other bank, right opposite to him. It was the pensive oysterman that saw a lovely maid, Upon a moonlight evening, a sitting in the shade ; He saw her wave her handkerchief, as much as if to say, "I'm wide awake, young oysterman, and all the folks away.
Сторінка 366 - Now in building of chaises, I tell you what, There is always somewhere a weakest spot, — In hub, tire, felloe, in spring or thill, In panel, or crossbar, or floor, or sill, In screw, bolt, thoroughbrace, — lurking still, Find it somewhere you must and will, — Above or below, or within or without, — And that's the reason, beyond a doubt, A chaise breaks down, but doesn't wear out. But the Deacon swore (as Deacons do, With an "I dew vum...