The world of wit and humour, ed. by G.M. FennGeorge Manville Fenn Cassell, Petter, & Galpin, 1899 - 480 стор. |
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... Stand Alone 206 Consoling Reply , A 417 Black Jokes .. Can't Bear You .. 207 Constable Fotch Me 71 Blackberries .. Can't do it 214 Construct Iron Houses 333 Blacksmith Can't do that Again 423 .. .. Contempt .. 36 Blade of Grass Can't ...
... Stand Alone 206 Consoling Reply , A 417 Black Jokes .. Can't Bear You .. 207 Constable Fotch Me 71 Blackberries .. Can't do it 214 Construct Iron Houses 333 Blacksmith Can't do that Again 423 .. .. Contempt .. 36 Blade of Grass Can't ...
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... Stand Alone 206 Black Jokes 134 Can't Bear You .. Consoling Reply , A 417 207 Constable Fotch Me 71 .. Blackberries .. 37 .. Can't do it 214 Construct Iron Houses 333 .. Blacksmith 384 Can't do that Again 423 Contempt .. 36 Blade of ...
... Stand Alone 206 Black Jokes 134 Can't Bear You .. Consoling Reply , A 417 207 Constable Fotch Me 71 .. Blackberries .. 37 .. Can't do it 214 Construct Iron Houses 333 .. Blacksmith 384 Can't do that Again 423 Contempt .. 36 Blade of ...
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... stand , mi harte swelled up as big as an out door oven , mi teeth were as luce as a string ov prairy beads I thout all the crokery in the tavern stand had fell down , i thout ov fenomenoms . i was just on the pint or thinking ov ...
... stand , mi harte swelled up as big as an out door oven , mi teeth were as luce as a string ov prairy beads I thout all the crokery in the tavern stand had fell down , i thout ov fenomenoms . i was just on the pint or thinking ov ...
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... stand Sam . ' If he meets a savage - looking dog , he calls him an ugly customer . ' If he meets an eccentric man , he calls him a rummy old cove . ' A sensible man is a ' chap that is up to snuff . Our young friend never scolds , but ...
... stand Sam . ' If he meets a savage - looking dog , he calls him an ugly customer . ' If he meets an eccentric man , he calls him a rummy old cove . ' A sensible man is a ' chap that is up to snuff . Our young friend never scolds , but ...
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... stand on their heads and then say the fault was i ' their boots . You make but a poor trap to catch luck if you go and bait it wi ' wickedness . The money as is got so's like to burn holes i ' your pocket . It's a small joke sets men ...
... stand on their heads and then say the fault was i ' their boots . You make but a poor trap to catch luck if you go and bait it wi ' wickedness . The money as is got so's like to burn holes i ' your pocket . It's a small joke sets men ...
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Сторінка 366 - So the Deacon inquired of the village folk Where he could find the strongest oak, That could n't be split nor bent nor broke, — That was for spokes and floor and sills; He sent for lancewood to make the thills; The crossbars were ash, from the straightest trees, The panels of white-wood, that cuts like cheese, But lasts like iron for things like these; The hubs of logs from the "Settler's ellum...
Сторінка 133 - Take care of the pence and the pounds will take care of themselves is as true of personal habits as of money.
Сторінка 40 - The school-boy whips his taxed top ; the beardless youth manages his taxed horse with a taxed bridle, on a taxed road ; and the dying Englishman, pouring his medicine, which has paid...
Сторінка 366 - Hahnsum kerridge" they called it then. Eighteen hundred and twenty came; — Running as usual ; much the same. Thirty and forty at last arrive, And then came fifty, and FIFTY-FIVE. Little of all we value here Wakes on the morn of its hundredth year Without both feeling and looking queer. In fact, there's nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree and truth. (This is a moral that runs at large; Take it.
Сторінка 40 - ... everything that comes from abroad, or is grown at home; taxes on the raw material; taxes on every fresh value that is added to it by the industry of man...
Сторінка 366 - n' all the kentry raoun'; It should be so built that it couldn' break daown: "Fur," said the Deacon, '"t's mighty plain Thut the weakes' place mus' stan' the strain; 'N' the way t' fix it, uz I maintain, Is only jest T' make that place uz strong uz the rest.
Сторінка 40 - His whole property is then immediately taxed from 2 to 10 per cent. Besides the probate, large fees are demanded for burying him in the chancel; his virtues are handed down to posterity on taxed marble; and he is then gathered to his fathers, — to be taxed no more.
Сторінка 367 - ... Fifty-five! This morning the parson takes a drive. Now, small boys, get out of the way! Here comes the wonderful one-hoss shay, Drawn by a rat-tailed, ewe-necked bay. "Huddup!" said the parson. — Off went they. The parson was working his Sunday's text, — Had got to fifthly, and stopped perplexed At what the — Moses — was coming next. All at once the horse stood still, Close by the meet'n '-house on the hill.
Сторінка 105 - THE BALLAD OF THE OYSTERMAN. IT was a tall young oysterman lived by the river-side, His shop was just upon the bank, his boat was on the tide; The daughter of a fisherman, that was so straight and slim, Lived over on the other bank, right opposite to him. It was the pensive oysterman that saw a lovely maid, Upon a moonlight evening, a sitting in the shade ; He saw her wave her handkerchief, as much as if to say, "I'm wide awake, young oysterman, and all the folks away.
Сторінка 366 - Now in building of chaises, I tell you what, There is always somewhere a weakest spot, — In hub, tire, felloe, in spring or thill, In panel, or crossbar, or floor, or sill, In screw, bolt, thoroughbrace, — lurking still, Find it somewhere you must and will, — Above or below, or within or without, — And that's the reason, beyond a doubt, A chaise breaks down, but doesn't wear out. But the Deacon swore (as Deacons do, With an "I dew vum...