The world of wit and humour, ed. by G.M. FennGeorge Manville Fenn Cassell, Petter, & Galpin, 1899 - 480 стор. |
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... soon , and histe in sum more ardent speerits . The more tha histe in , the more tha drive , till bi and bi a devilish bridge tips them over into a devilish gutter that sumboddy haz left bi the side ov the road , and they are awl killed ...
... soon , and histe in sum more ardent speerits . The more tha histe in , the more tha drive , till bi and bi a devilish bridge tips them over into a devilish gutter that sumboddy haz left bi the side ov the road , and they are awl killed ...
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... soon this Indian shared the fate of the first . I had now only one enemy to deal with , but I felt fatigued , and being near the wood , I was more desirous to save my own life than to destroy another of my fellow- creatures . I plainly ...
... soon this Indian shared the fate of the first . I had now only one enemy to deal with , but I felt fatigued , and being near the wood , I was more desirous to save my own life than to destroy another of my fellow- creatures . I plainly ...
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... soon turn you over into the ditch . I allays said I'd never marry a man as had got no brains ; for where's the use of a woman's having brains of her own if she's tackled to a geck as everybody's a - laughing at ? She might as well dress ...
... soon turn you over into the ditch . I allays said I'd never marry a man as had got no brains ; for where's the use of a woman's having brains of her own if she's tackled to a geck as everybody's a - laughing at ? She might as well dress ...
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... soon as the man comes who can raise the wind , " was the quiet reply . THE squire of a certain parish going the round of his domain , met with a poor navvy trespassing . " What are you doing here , sir ? " exclaimed the squire ; " don't ...
... soon as the man comes who can raise the wind , " was the quiet reply . THE squire of a certain parish going the round of his domain , met with a poor navvy trespassing . " What are you doing here , sir ? " exclaimed the squire ; " don't ...
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... soon proved - boy or girl ? " " No , sir , not a child - I have no that he had a more " inquiring mind . " Before children . " " Husband , then , I expect ? " " Yes , " him , occupying the entire seat , sat a lady in deep was the curt ...
... soon proved - boy or girl ? " " No , sir , not a child - I have no that he had a more " inquiring mind . " Before children . " " Husband , then , I expect ? " " Yes , " him , occupying the entire seat , sat a lady in deep was the curt ...
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Сторінка 366 - So the Deacon inquired of the village folk Where he could find the strongest oak, That could n't be split nor bent nor broke, — That was for spokes and floor and sills; He sent for lancewood to make the thills; The crossbars were ash, from the straightest trees, The panels of white-wood, that cuts like cheese, But lasts like iron for things like these; The hubs of logs from the "Settler's ellum...
Сторінка 133 - Take care of the pence and the pounds will take care of themselves is as true of personal habits as of money.
Сторінка 40 - The school-boy whips his taxed top ; the beardless youth manages his taxed horse with a taxed bridle, on a taxed road ; and the dying Englishman, pouring his medicine, which has paid...
Сторінка 366 - Hahnsum kerridge" they called it then. Eighteen hundred and twenty came; — Running as usual ; much the same. Thirty and forty at last arrive, And then came fifty, and FIFTY-FIVE. Little of all we value here Wakes on the morn of its hundredth year Without both feeling and looking queer. In fact, there's nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree and truth. (This is a moral that runs at large; Take it.
Сторінка 40 - ... everything that comes from abroad, or is grown at home; taxes on the raw material; taxes on every fresh value that is added to it by the industry of man...
Сторінка 366 - n' all the kentry raoun'; It should be so built that it couldn' break daown: "Fur," said the Deacon, '"t's mighty plain Thut the weakes' place mus' stan' the strain; 'N' the way t' fix it, uz I maintain, Is only jest T' make that place uz strong uz the rest.
Сторінка 40 - His whole property is then immediately taxed from 2 to 10 per cent. Besides the probate, large fees are demanded for burying him in the chancel; his virtues are handed down to posterity on taxed marble; and he is then gathered to his fathers, — to be taxed no more.
Сторінка 367 - ... Fifty-five! This morning the parson takes a drive. Now, small boys, get out of the way! Here comes the wonderful one-hoss shay, Drawn by a rat-tailed, ewe-necked bay. "Huddup!" said the parson. — Off went they. The parson was working his Sunday's text, — Had got to fifthly, and stopped perplexed At what the — Moses — was coming next. All at once the horse stood still, Close by the meet'n '-house on the hill.
Сторінка 105 - THE BALLAD OF THE OYSTERMAN. IT was a tall young oysterman lived by the river-side, His shop was just upon the bank, his boat was on the tide; The daughter of a fisherman, that was so straight and slim, Lived over on the other bank, right opposite to him. It was the pensive oysterman that saw a lovely maid, Upon a moonlight evening, a sitting in the shade ; He saw her wave her handkerchief, as much as if to say, "I'm wide awake, young oysterman, and all the folks away.
Сторінка 366 - Now in building of chaises, I tell you what, There is always somewhere a weakest spot, — In hub, tire, felloe, in spring or thill, In panel, or crossbar, or floor, or sill, In screw, bolt, thoroughbrace, — lurking still, Find it somewhere you must and will, — Above or below, or within or without, — And that's the reason, beyond a doubt, A chaise breaks down, but doesn't wear out. But the Deacon swore (as Deacons do, With an "I dew vum...