LETTER CXLVIII.

MR LOVELACE TO JOHN BELFORD, ESQ.

Eight o'clock, Sat. Morn. June 10. I AM Come back from Mrs Moore's, whither I went in order to attend my charmer's commands. But no admittance-a very bad night. Doubtless she must be as much concerned that she has carried her resentments so very far, as I have reason to be that I made such poor use of the opportunity I had on Wednesday night. But now, Jack, for a brief review of my present situation; and a slight hint or two of my precautions.

I have seen the women this morning, and find them half-right, half-doubting.

Miss Rawlins's brother tells her, that she lives at Mrs Moore's.

Mrs Moore can do nothing without Miss Rawlins.

People who keep lodgings at public places expect to get by every one who comes into their purlieus. Though not permitted to lodge there myself, I have engaged all the rooms she has to spare, to the very garrets; and that, as I have told thee before, for a month certain, and at her own price, board included; my spouse's and all: but she must not at present know it. So I hope I have Mrs Moore fast by the interest. This, devil-like, is suiting temptations to inclinations.

I have always observed, and, I believe, I have hinted as much formerly, that all dealers, though but for pins, may be taken in by customers for pins, sooner than by a direct bribe of ten times the value; especially if pretenders to conscience: for the offer of a bribe would not only give room for suspicion, but would startle and alarm their scrupulousness; while a high price paid for what you buy, is but submitting to be cheated in the method the person makes a profession to get by. Have I not said that human nature is a rogue? †—And do not I know that it is?

To give a higher instance, how many proud senators, in the year 1720, were induced, by presents or subscriptions of South-Sea stock, to contribute to a scheme big with national ruin; who yet would have spurned the man who should have presumed to offer them even twice the sum certain, that they had a chance to gain by the stock?-But to return to my review and to my precautions.

Miss Rawlins fluctuates, as she hears the lady's story, or as she hears mine. Somewhat of an infidel, I doubt, is this Miss Rawlins. I have

not yet considered her foible. The next time I see her, I will take particular notice of all the moles and freckles in her mind; and then infer and apply.

The widow Bevis, as I have told thee, is all my own.

My man Will lies in the house. My other new fellow attends upon me; and cannot, therefore, be quite stupid.

Already is Will over head and ears in love with one of Mrs Moore's maids. He was struck with her the moment he set his eyes upon her. A raw country wench too. But all women, from the countess to the cook-maid, are put into high good humour with themselves when a man is taken with them at first sight. Be they ever so plain, no woman can be ugly, Jack! they'll find twenty good reasons, besides the great one (for sake's sake) by the help of the glass without (and perhaps in spite of it) and conceit within, to justify the honest fellow's caption.

"The rogue has saved £150 in my service." -More by 50 than I bid him save. No doubt, he thinks he might have done so; though, I believe, not worth a groat. "The best of masters I-passionate, indeed; but soon appeased."

The wench is extremely kind to him already. The other maid is also very civil to him. He has a husband for her in his eye. She cannot but say, that Mr Andrew, my other servant, [the girl is for fixing the person, is a very wellspoken civil young man.

"We common folks have our joys, and please your honour, says honest Joseph Leman, like as our betters have." And true says honest Joseph-did I prefer ease to difficulty, I should envy these low-born sinners some of their joys.

But, if Will had not made amorous pretensions to the wenches, we all know that servants, united in one common compare-note cause, are intimate the moment they see one another-great genealogists too; they know immediately the whole kin and kin's kin of each other, though dispersed over the three kingdoms, as well as the genealogies and kin's kin of those whom they serve.

But my precautions end not here.

O Jack, with such an invention, what occasion had I to carry my beloved to Mrs Sinclair's?

My spouse may have farther occasion for the messengers whom she dispatched-one to Miss Howe, the other to Wilson's. With one of these Will is already well acquainted, as thou hast heard-to mingle liquor is to mingle souls with these fellows; with the other messenger he will soon be acquainted, if he be not already.

The captain's servant has his uses and instructions assigned him. I have hinted at some of them already.§ He also serves a most humane

See Letter XXXIII. of this Vol. Sce Letter XLVI. of this Vol.

and considerate master. I love to make every body respected to my power.

The post, general and penny, will be strictly watched likewise.

Miss Howe's Collins is remembered to be described. Miss Howe's and Hickman's liveries also.

James Harlowe and Singleton are warned against. I am to be acquainted with any inquiry that shall happen to be made after my spouse, whether by her married or maiden name, before she shall be told of it—and this that I may have it in my power to prevent mischief.

I have ordered Mowbray and Tourville (and Belton, if his health permit) to take their quarters at Hampstead for a week, with their fellows to attend them. I spare thee for the present, because of thy private concerns. But hold thyself in cheerful readiness, however, as a mark of thy allegiance.

As to my spouse herself, has she not reason to be pleased with me for having permitted her to receive Miss Howe's letter from Wilson's? A plain case, either that I am no deep plotter, or that I have no farther views than to make my peace with her for an offence so slight and so accidental.

Miss Howe says, though prefaced with an alas! that her charming friend loves me: she must, therefore, yearn after this reconciliationprospects so fair-if she used me with less rigour, and more politeness; if she shewed me any compassion; seemed inclinable to spare me, and to make the most favourable construction: I cannot but say, that it would be impossible not to shew her some. But, to be insulted and defied by a rebel in one's power, what prince can bear that?

But I return to the scene of action. I must keep the women steady. I had no opportunity to talk to my worthy Mrs Bevis in private. Tomlinson, a dog, not come yet!

LETTER CXLIX.

MR LOVELACE TO JOHN BELFORD, esq.

From my Apartments at Mrs Moore's. MISS RAWLINS at her brother's; Mrs Moore engaged in household matters; widow Bevis dressing; I have nothing to do but write. This cursed Tomlinson not yet arrived!-Nothing to be done without him.

I think he shall complain in pretty high language of the treatment he met with yesterday. "What are our affairs to him? He can have no view but to serve us. Cruel to send back to town, un-audienced, unseen, a man of his business and importance. He never stirs a foot, but something of consequence depends upon his movements. A confounded thing to trifle thus humoursomely with such a gentleman's moments!―These wo

men think, that all the business of the world must stand still for their figaries [a good female word, Jack! the greatest triflers in the creation, to fancy themselves the most important beings in it-marry come up! as I have heard goody Sorlings say to her servants, when she has rated at them with mingled anger and disdain."

After all, methinks I want those tostications [thou seest how women, and women's words, fill my mind to be over, happily over, that I may sit down quietly, and reflect upon the dangers I have passed through, and the troubles I have undergone. I have a reflecting mind, as thou knowest; but the very word reflecting implies all got over.

What briers and thorns does the wretch rush into (a scratched face and tattered garments the unavoidable consequence) who will needs be for striking out a new path through overgrown underwood; quitting that beaten out for him by those who have travelled the same road before him!

A VISIT from the widow Bevis, in my own apartment. She tells me, that my spouse had thoughts last night, after I was gone to my lodgings, of removing from Mrs Moore's.

I almost wish she had attempted to do so. Miss Rawlins, it seems, who was applied to upon it, dissuaded her from it.

Mrs Moore also, though she did not own that Will lay in the house, (or rather sat up in it, courting,) set before her the difficulties, which, in her opinion, she would have to get clear off, without my knowledge; assuring her, that she could be nowhere more safe than with her, till she had fixed whither to go. And the lady herself recollected, that, if she went, she might miss the expected letter from her dear friend Miss Howe! which, as she owned, was to direct her future steps.

She must also surely have some curiosity to know what her uncle's friend had to say to her from her uncle, contemptuously as she yesterday treated a man of his importance. Nor could she, I should think, be absolutely determined to put herself out of the way of receiving the visits of two of the principal ladies of my family, and to break entirely with me in the face of them all.-Besides, whither could she have gone?

Moreover, Miss Howe's letter coming (after her elopement) so safely to her hands, must surely put her into a more confiding temper with me, and with every one else, though she would not immediately own it.

But these good folks have so little charity!Are such severe censurers!-Yet who is absolutely perfect?—It were to be wished, however, that they would be so modest as to doubt themselves sometimes: then would they allow for others, as others (excellent as they imagine themselves to be) must for them.

Saturday, One o'clock. TOMLINSON at last is come. Forced to ride five miles about (though I shall impute his delay to great and important business) to avoid the sight of two or three impertinent rascals, who, little thinking whose affairs he was employed in, wanted to obtrude themselves upon him. I think I will make this fellow easy, if he behave to my liking in this affair.

I sent up the moment he came.

She desired to be excused receiving his visit till four this afternoon.

Intolerable!-No consideration!-None at all in this sex, when their cursed humours are in the way!-Pay-day, pay-hour rather, will come! -Oh! that it were to be the next!

The captain is in a pet. Who can blame him? Even the women think a man of his consequence, and generously coming to serve us, hardly used. Would to heaven she had attempted to get off last night! The women not my enemies, who knows but the husband's exerted authority might have met with such connivance, as might have concluded either in carrying her back to her former lodgings, or in consummation at Mrs Moore's, in spite of exclamations, fits, and the rest of the female obsecrations?

My beloved has not appeared to anybody this day, except to Mrs Moore. Is, it seems, extremely low: unfit for the interesting conversation that is to be held in the afternoon. Longs to hear from her dear friend Miss Howe-yet cannot expect a letter for a day or two. bad opinion of all mankind.-No wonder !Excellent creature as she is! with such a father, such uncles, such a brother, as she has!

How does she look?

Has a

Better than could be expected from yesterday's fatigue, and last night's ill rest.

These tender doves know not, till put to it, what they can bear; especially when engaged in love affairs; and their attention wholly engrossed. But the sex love busy scenes. Still life is their aversion. A woman will create a storm, rather than be without one. So that they can preside in the whirlwind, and direct it, they are happy. But my beloved's misfortune is, that she must live in tumults; yet neither raise them herself, nor be able to control them.

LETTER CL.

MR LOVELACE TO JOHN BELFORD, ESQ.

Sat. Night, June 10. WHAT will be the issue of all my plots and contrivances, devil take me if I am able to divine. But I will not, as Lord M. would say, forestall my own market.

At four, the appointed hour, I sent up, to desire admittance in the captain's name and my

own.

She would wait upon the captain presently; [not upon me!] and in the parlour, if it were not engaged.

The dining-room being mine, perhaps that was the reason of her naming the parlourmighty nice again, if so! No good sign for me, thought I, this stiff punctilio.

In the parlour, with me and the captain, were Mrs Moore, Miss Rawlins, and Mrs Bevis. The women said, they would withdraw when the lady came down.

Lovel. Not, except she chooses you should, ladies.-People who are so much above-board as I am, need not make secrets of any of their affairs. Besides, you three ladies are now acquainted with all our concerns.

Capt. I have some things to say to your lady, that perhaps she would not herself choose that anybody should hear; not even you, Mr Lovelace, as you and her family are not upon such a good foot of understanding as were to be wished. Lovel. Well, well, captain, I must submit. Give us a sign to withdraw, and we will withdraw.

It was better that the exclusion of the women should come from him, than from me.

Capt. I will bow, and wave my hand, thuswhen I wish to be alone with the lady. Her uncle doats upon her. I hope, Mr Lovelace, you will not make a reconciliation more difficult, for the earnestness which my dear friend shews to bring it to bear. But indeed I must tell you, as I told you more than once before, that I am afraid you have made lighter of the occasion of this misunderstanding to me, than it ought to have

been made.

Lovel. I hope, Captain Tomlinson, you do not question my veracity!

Capt. I beg your pardon, Mr Lovelace-but those things which we men may think lightly of, may not be light to a woman of delicacy.— And then, if you have bound yourself by a vow, you ought

Miss Rawlins, bridling, her lips closed, (but her mouth stretched to a smile of approbation, the longer for not buttoning,) tacitly shewed herself pleased with the captain for his delicacy.

Mrs Moore could speak-Very true, however, was all she said, with a motion of her head that expressed the bow-approbatory.

For my part, said the jolly widow, staring with eyes as big as eggs, I know what I know. -But man and wife are man and wife; or they are not man and wife.-I have no notion of standing upon such niceties.

But here she comes! cried one, hearing her chamber-door open-Here she comes! another, hearing it shut after her-And down dropt the angel among us.

We all stood up, bowing and courtesying, and could not help it; for she entered with such an air as commanded all our reverence. Yet the captain looked plaguy grave.

Cl. Pray, keep your seats, ladies-Pray, do not go, for they made offers to withdraw; yet Miss Rawlins would have burst had she been suffered to retire. Before this time you have heard all my story, I make no doubt-pray, keep your seats at least all Mr Lovelace's.

I.

A very saucy and whimsical beginning, thought

Captain Tomlinson, your servant, addressing herself to him with inimitable dignity. I hope you did not take amiss my declining your visit yesterday. I was really incapable of talking upon any subject that required attention.

Capt. I am glad to see you better now, madam. I hope I do.

Cl. Indeed I am not well. I would not have excused myself from attending you some hours ago, but in hopes I should have been better. I beg your pardon, sir, for the trouble I have given you; and shall the rather expect it, as this day will, I hope, conclude it all.

Thus set; thus determined; thought I, yet to have slept upon it!-But, as what she said was capable of a good, as well as a bad construction, I would not put an unfavourable one upon it.

Lovel. The captain was sorry, my dear, he did not offer his attendance the moment he arrived yesterday. He was afraid that you took it amiss that he did not.

Cl. Perhaps I thought that my uncle's friend might have wished to see me as soon as he came, Chow we stared!]-But, sir, [to me, it might be convenient to you to detain him.

The devil, thought I!-So there really was resentment as well as head-ach, as my good friend Mrs Bevis observed, in her refusing to see the honest gentleman.

Capt. You would detain me, Mr Lovelace I was for paying my respects to the lady the moment I came

Cl. Well, sir, interrupting him,] to wave this; for I would not be thought captious-if you have not suffered inconvenience, in being obliged to come again, I shall be easy.

Capt. [Half disconcerted. A little inconvenience I can't say but I have suffered. I have, indeed, too many affairs upon my hands; but the desire I have to serve you and Mr Lovelace, as well as to oblige my dear friend your uncle Harlowe, make great inconveniencies but small

ones.

Cl. You are very obliging, sir.-Here is a great alteration since you parted with us last.

Capt. A great one indeed, madam! I was very much surprised at it, on Thursday evening, when Mr Lovelace conducted me to your lodgings, where we hoped to find you.

Cl. Have you anything to say to me, sir, from my uncle himself, that requires my private ear?-Don't go, ladies, [for the women stood up, and offered to withdraw,—if Mr Lovelace stays, I am sure you may.

I frowned-I bit my lip-I looked at the women-and shook my head.

Capt. I have nothing to offer, but what Mr Lovelace is a party to, and may hear, except one private word or two, which may be postponed to the last.

Cl. Pray, ladies, keep your seats.-Things are altered, sir, since I saw you. You can mention nothing that relates to me now, to which that gentleman can be a party.

Capt. You surprise me, madam! I am sorry to hear this!-Sorry for your uncle's sake! Sorry for your sake!-Sorry for Mr Lovelace's sake! And yet I am sure he must have given greater occasion than he has mentioned to me,

or

Lovel. Indeed, captain-indeed, ladies, I have told you great part of my story!-And what I told you of my offence was the truth :--what I concealed of my story was only what I apprehended would, if known, cause this dear creature to be thought more censorious than charitable.

Cl. Well, well, sir, say what you please. Make me as black as you please-make yourself as white as you can-I am not now in your power: that consideration will comfort me for all.

Capt. God forbid that I should offer to plead in behalf of a crime, that a woman of virtue and honour cannot forgive! But surely, surely, madam, this is going too far.

Cl. Do not blame me, Captain Tomlinson. I have a good opinion of you, as my uncle's friend; but if you are Mr Lovelace's friend, that is another thing; for my interest and Mr Lovelace's must now be for ever separated.

Capt. One word with you, madam, if you please-offering to retire.

Cl. You may say all that you please to say before these gentlewomen. Mr Lovelace may have secrets-I have none :-you seem to think me faulty: I should be glad that all the world knew my heart. Let my enemies sit in judgment upon my actions; fairly scanned, I fear not the result; let them even ask me my most secret thoughts, and, whether they make for me or against me, I will reveal them.

Capt. Noble lady! who can say as you say? The women held up their hands and eyes; each, as if she had said,-Not I.

No disorder here! said Miss Rawlins:-but, (judging by her own heart,) a confounded deal of improbability, I believe she thought.

Finely said, to be sure, said the widow Bevis, shrugging her shoulders.

Mrs Moore sighed.

Jack Belford, thought I, knows all mine; and in this I am more ingenuous than any of the three, and a fit match for this paragon.

Cl. How Mr Lovelace has found me out here I cannot tell: but such mean devices, such artful, such worse than Waltham disguises put on, to obtrude himself into my company; such bold, such shocking untruths

Capt. The favour of but one word, madam, in private

Cl. In order to support a right which he has not over me!-O sir!-O Captain Tomlinson! -I think I have reason to say, that the man (there he stands!) is capable of any vileness!

The women looked upon one another, and upon me, by turns, to see how I bore it. I had such dartings in my head at the instant, that I thought I should have gone distracted. My brain seemed on fire. What would I have given to have had her alone with me!-I traversed the room, my clenched fist to my forehead. O that I had anybody here, thought I, that, Hercules-like, when flaming in the tortures of Dejanira's poisoned shirt, I could tear in pieces!

Capt. Dear lady! see you not how the poor gentleman- -Lord, how have I imposed upon your uncle, at this rate! How happy did I tell him I saw you! How happy I was sure you

would be in each other!

Cl. O sir, you don't know how many premeditated offences I had forgiven when I saw you last, before I could appear to you what I hoped then I might for the future be !-But now you may tell my uncle, if you please, that I cannot hope for his mediation. Tell him, that my guilt, in giving this man an opportunity to spirit me away from my tried, my experienced, my natural friends, (harshly as they treated me,) stares me every day more and more in the face; and still the more, as my fate seems to be drawing to a crisis, according to the malediction of my

offended father!

And then she burst into tears, which even affected that dog, who, brought to abet me, was himself all Belforded over.

The women, so used to cry without grief, as they are to laugh without reason, by mere force of example, confound their promptitudes! must needs pull out their handkerchiefs. The less wonder, however, as I myself, between confusion, surprise, and concern, could hardly stand it.

What's a tender heart good for?-Who can be happy that has a feeling heart?—And yet, thou'lt say, that he, who has it not, must be a tiger, and no man.

Capt. Let me beg the favour of one word with you, madam, in private; and that on my own

but with such a bow to my goddess, that it won for me every heart but that I wanted most to win, for the haughty maid bent not her knee in return.

The conversation between the captain and the lady, when we were retired, was to the following effect :-They both talked loud enough for me to hear them-the lady from anger, the captain with design; and thou mayest be sure there was no listener but myself. What I was imperfect in was supplied afterwards, for I had my vellum-leaved book to note all down. If she had known this, perhaps she would have been more sparing of her invectives-and but perhaps neither.

He told her, that, as her brother was absolutely resolved to see her, and as he himself, in compliance with her uncle's expedient, had reported her marriage, and as that report had reached the ears of Lord M., Lady Betty, and the rest of my relations, and as he had been obliged, in consequence of his first report, to vouch it, and as her brother might find out where she was, and apply to the women here for a confirmation or refutation of the marriage, he had thought himself obliged to countenance the report before the women. That this had embarrassed him not a little, as he would not for the world that she should have cause to think him capable of prevarication, contrivance, or double dealing, and that this made him desirous of a private conversation with her.

It was true, she said, she had given her consent to such an expedient, believing it was her uncle's, and little thinking it would lead to so many errors. Yet she might have known that one error is frequently the parent of many. Mr Lovelace had made her sensible of the truth of that observation on more occasions than one; and it was an observation that he, the captain, had made in one of the letters that was shewn her yesterday.*

He hoped that she had no mistrust of him; that she had no doubt of his honour. If, madam, you suspect me if you think me capable -what a man!-The Lord be merciful to me! -What a man must you think me!

I hope, sir, there cannot be a man in the world who could deserve to be suspected in such a case as this. I do not suspect you. If it were possible there could be one such man, I am sure Captain Tomlinson, a father of children, a man in years, of sense and experience, cannot be that

man.

He told me, that just then he thought he felt a sudden flash from her eye, an eye-beam as he called it, dart through his shivering reins, and he could not help trembling.

The dog's conscience, Jack !-Nothing else!