COMPRISING ELOQUENCE AND SENTI- DIALECT EDITED BY PHINEAS GARRETT PHILADELPHIA 1914 HARVARD Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1878, by P. GARRETT & CO. Copyright 1906 by Phineas Garrett, 100 Choice Selections, No. 16 CONTENTS. PAGI 4. Christmas-Night in the Quarters.. 8. Mark Twain visits Niagara..... 12. The Two Stammerers ...................... 13. Asleep at the Switch. ............................. George Hoey. 35 15. The Game Knut Played. ............ Thomas Dunn English. 38 17. Sentence of Death on the High Seas 24. Belshazzar Smith's Cure for Somnambulism... 28. Miss Edith helps Things Along. 32. The Champion Snorer .......... 38. Karl the Martyr................. 41. Catalogue of Dickens' Works... 45. The Lips that Touch Liquor must never Touch Mine..G. W. Young. 88 89 5 |