seeds that of your intended fon-in-law. 161 Sir Faf Sir, your virtue is beyond all eftates; and I give you my daughter with all the pleasure in the world. Lean. Now my fortune makes me happy indeed, my deareft Charlotte. And, Doctor, I'll make thy for tune too. Greg. If you would be so kind to make me a phyfician in earnest, I should defire no other fortune. Lean. Faith, Doctor, I wish I could do that in return: for your having made me an apothecary; but I'll do as. well for thee, I warrant. Dor. So, fo; our physician, I find, has brought about fine matters. And is it not owing to me, firrah, that you have been a physician at all? Sir Jaf. May I beg to know whether you are a phyfi. eian or not or what the devil you are? Greg. I think, Sir, after the miraculous cure you have feen me perform, you have no reason to afk whether I am a phyfician or no-And for you, wife, I'll henceforth have you behave with all deference to my greatnefs. Dor. Why, thou puff'd up fool, I could have made asgood a physician myfelf; the cure was owing to the apo-thecary, not the doctor. ALR, We've cheated the Parfon, &c. When tender young virgins look pale and complain, A cargo of poifon from phyfical shops. Though they phyfic to death the unhappy poor maidž. What's that to the doctor. -fince he must be paid?? Would you know how you may manage her right?. Our doctor has brought you a noftrum to-night, Can never vary, Nor. mifcarry, If the lover be but the apothecary. CHORUS. Can never vary, &c. Q.3. TASTE. And fpoken by him in the character of an Auctioneer, BEFORE this Court, I PETER PUFF appear, A Briton born, and bred an Auctioneer; 'Tis faid this night a certain wag intends When great ones only purchase- -what they know! Why Why laugh at TASTE? It is a harmless fashion, The virtuofo, too, and connoiffeur, Are ever decent, delicate, and pure; The fmalleft bair their loofer thoughts might bold; but our own; - I've Romans, Greeks, Italians, near at hand, Should it be known that English are employ'd, and knock the POET down.. ACT I. SCENE, A painting Room. Enter CARMINE, followed by the Boy. CARMINE. LAY in AY thefe colours in the window, by the pallet. Boy. Squire Felltree has been here, and infifts upon Mifs Racket's pictures being immediately finish'd and carry'd home-As to his wife and children, he says, you may take your own time. Car. Well Boy. Here has been a meffage too from my lady Pen Pen-I can't remember her name, but 'tis upon the flate. She defires to know if you will be at home about noon. Car. Fetch it. (Exit Boy.) Was the whole of our profeffion confined to the mere bufinefs of it, the employment would be pleafing as well as profitable; but, as matters are now managed, the art is the last thing to be regarded. Family connections, private recommendations, and an eafy genteel method of flattering, is to fupply the delicacy of a Guido, the colouring of a Rubens, and the defign of a Raphael-all their qualities centring in one man, without the firft requifites, would be ufelefs; and with thefe, not one of them is necef. fary. Enter Boy with the Slate.. Car. Let's fee-Oh! lady Pentweazel from Blow. bladder-ftreet- -Admit her by all means; and if Puff or Varnifh fhould come, I am at home. (Exit Boy.) Lady Pentweazel! ha, ha! Now here's a proof that avarice is not the only or laft paffion old age is fubject to.This fuperannuated beldame gapes for flattery like a neft of unfledg'd crows for food; and with them, too, gulps down every thing that's offered hercoarfe. Well, fhe fhall be fed; I'll make her my intro.. ductory key to the whole bench of aldermen.. -no matter how Enter Boy with Puff. Boy. Mr Puff, Sir. Car. Let us be private. What have you there? Puff. Two of Rembrandt's etching, by Scrape in May's buildings: a paltry affair, a poor ten-guinea job; however, a fmall game -you know the proverb What became of you yesterday? Car. I was detained by Sir Pofitive Bubble. How went the pictures? The Guido, what did that fetch? Puff. One hundred and thirty. Car. Hum! Four guineas the frame, three the paint-ing; then we divide juft one hundred and twenty-three. Puff. Hold-not altogether fo faft-Varnish had two pieces for bidding against Squander, and Brush five for bringing Sir Tawdry Trifle. Car. Mighty well! Look ye, Mr Puff, if these people are are eternally quarter'd upon us, I declare off, Sir; they eat up the profit. There's that's damn'd Brufh-but you'll find him out. I have upon his old plan given him copies of all the work I executed upon his recommendation; and what was the confequence? He clandeftinely fold the copies, and I have all the originals in my lumber-room. Puff. Come, come, Carmine, you are no great lofer by that. Ah! that lumber-room! that lumber room out of repair, is the beft condition'd estate in the county of Middlefex. Why now there's your Sufannah, it could not have produc'd you above twenty at moft; and by the addition of your lumber-room dirt, and the falutary application of the 'fpaltham-pot, it became a Guido, worth a hundred and thirty pounds. Befides, in all traffic of this kind, there must be combinations. Varnish and Brush are our jackals, and it is but fair they should partake of the prey. Courage, my boy! never fear! Praise be to folly and fashion, there are, in this town, dupes enough to gratify the avarice of ' us all.' Car. Mr Puff, you are ignorant and fcurrilous, and very impertinent, Mr Puff; and, Mr Puff, I have a ftrange mind to leave you to yourselves, and then fee what hand you would make of it-Sir, if I do now and then add fome tints of antiquity to my pictures, I do it in condefcenfion to the foible of the world; for, Sir, age, age, Sir, is all my pictures want to render 'em as good pieces as the mafters from whom they are taken: and let me tell you, Sir, he that took my Sufannah for a Guido, gave no mighty proofs of his ignorance, Mr Puff. Puff. Why, thou poft-painter, thou dauber, thou execrable white-washer, thou-Sirrah,' have you fo foon forgot the wretched ftate from whence I dragg'd you? The first time I fet eyes on you, rafcal!' what was your occupation then? Scribbling, in fcarce legible letters, Coffee, tea, and chocolate, on a bawdy-house window in Goodman's-fields. Car. The meannefs of my original demonftrates the greatness of my genius. Puff. Genius! Here's a dog. 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