TO-Night our comic muse the buskin wears, The poetafters of these modern days. When the big-bellowing bombaft rends our ears, Serenely dull, elaborately low : Either extreme, when vain pretenders take, The quite-tir'd audience lofe whole hours, yet pay, Without a frolic wears a mimic mask; SCENE, An antichamber in the Palace. Enter Rigdum-Funidos and Aldiborontiphofcophornio* RIGDUM-FUNIDOS. ALDIBORONTIPHOSGOPHORNIO ! Where left you Chrononhotonthologos? Ald. Fatigu'd with the tremendous toils of war, Rather a kind of dofe, a waking flumber,. Rig. Say! I fay he fleeps dog-fleep: what a plague would you have me to say? Ald. O impious thought! O curft infinuation ! As if great Chrononhotonthologos, To animals deteftable and vile, Had ought the least similitude ! Rig. My dear friend, yoù entirely misapprehend me : I did not call the king dog by craft; I was only going to tell you the foldiers had juft received their pay, and are all drunk as fo many fwabbers. Ald. Give orders inftantly, that no more money Be iffued to the troops; mean time, my friend, Let all the baths be fill'd with feas of coffee, To ftupify their fouls into fobriety. Rig. I fancy you had better banish the futlers, and blow the geneva cafk to the devil. Ald. Ald. Thou counfell'ft well, my Rigdom-Funidos, And makes his tongue the midwife of his mind. King. This god of fleep is watchful to torment me, And rest is grown a ftranger to mine Sport not with Chrononhotonthologos, eyes. Thou idle flumb'rer, thou detefted Somnus ; [Exit in a great buff. Re-enter Rigdum-Funidos and Aldiborontiphofco phornio. Rig. The king's in a curfed paffion : Pray, who this Mr. Somnus he's fo angry withal? Ald. The fon of Chaos and Erebus, Himself, with fable plumes, to men benevolent, Rig. The gentleman may be come of a very good family, for ought I know; but I would not be in his place for the world. Ald. But lo, the king, his footsteps this way bending, His cogitative faculties immers'd In cogibundity of cogitation. Let filence clofe our folding-doors of speech, 'Till apt attention tell our heart the purport Of this profound profundity of thought. Re-enter King and Attendants. King. It is refolv'd-Now, Somnus, I defy thee, And from mankind ampute thy curft dominion Thefe royal eyes thou never more fhalt close: Henceforth let no man fleep, on pain of death. Instead of fleep, let pompous pageantry, L 4 And And folemn fhow, with fonorous folemnity, Mimes, pantomimes, and all the magic motion [An Entertainment of finging here, after the Italian Enter Captain of the Guards. Capt. To arms, to arms! great Chrononhotonthologos! This world is too incopious to contain them. But tire o'er tire, high pil'd from earth to heav'n. Shot from a huge and monftrous culverin, Has laid your royal citadel in ashes. King Peace, coward! were they wedg'd like golden Or pent fo close as to admit no vacuum; One look from Chrononhotonthologos [ingots, Shall ftare them into nothing. Rigdum-Funidos, In fweet vociferation, out-vociferize Even found itself. So be it as we have order'd. SCENE, A magnificent Apartment. [Exeunt. Enter Q. Fadladinida, Tatlanthe, and Attendants. Queen. Day's curtain drawn, the morn begins to And waking nature rubs her fleepy eyes; [rife, The The pretty little, fleecy, bleating flocks, Tat. Your majesty was pleas'd to order tea. [They are ferved with a dram. Fid. This to your majefty fays our fuppliant mufe : Or bold concerto, or foft ficiliano, Alla Francefe overo in gufto Romano? When you command, 'tis done as soon as spoke. [Tea brought in. Queen. Come, ladies, will you please to choose your Or green imperial, or Pekoe Bohea? [tea, ift Lady: Never, no never, fure on earth was feen, So gracious, sweet, and affable a queen. 2d Lady. She is an angel! If Lady. She's a goddefs rather? Tat. She's angel, queen, and goddess all together! ift Lady. We don't indeed. Your merit does our praises far exceed. Queen. You make me blush: pray help r ift Lady. That blush becomes you.— Tat. Would I were a man! me to a fan. Queen. I'll hear no more of this, as I'm a fioner. [Enter Dumb Mafter of the Ceremonies, making figns of eating.] Dear me that's true, I never thought of dinner; But |