that is, by turns, O'er pale faces mourns The black tassell'd trencher and common hat; The Chantry boy sings, The Steeple-bell rings, And as for the Chancellor dominat. SONNET TO MRS. REYNOLDS'S CAT. CATI AT! who has [t] pass'd thy grand clima[c]teric, Destroy'd? How many tit bits stolen? Gaze Thy latent talons in me and upraise Thy gentle mew — and tell me all thy frays In youth thou enter'dst on glass bottled wall. A[h] goud hair'd Marie yeve I pray Ane minute's guessing For that I met upon the way Is past expressing. As I stood where a rocky brig A torrent crosses I spied upon a misty rig A troup o' Horses And as they trotted down the glen I sped to meet them To see if I might know the Men To stop and greet them. First Willie on his sleek mare came At canting gallop His long hair rustled like a flame On board a shallop. Then came his brother Rab and then Young Peggy's Mither TH BEN NEVIS: A DIALOGUE. THERE was one Mrs. Cameron of 50 years of age and the fattest woman in all Invernessshire who got up this Mountain some few years ago true she had her servants but then she had her self. She ought to have hired Sisyphus, "Up the high hill he heaves a huge round - Mrs. Cameron." "Tis said a little conversation took place between the mountain and the Lady. After taking a glass of W[h]iskey as she was tolerably seated at ease she thus began MRS. C. Upon my Life Sir Nevis I am pique'd That I have so far panted tugg`d and reek'd 5 You Gentle man immediately turn tail My China closet too with wretched Nerves 10 15 20 Here the Lady took some more w[h]iskey and was putting even more to her lips when she dashed [it] to the Ground for the Mountain began to grumble which continued for a few minutes before he thus began, BEN NEVIS. What whining bit of tongue and Mouth thus dares Oh pain for since the Eagle's earliest scream 25 30 MRS. C. Sweet Nevis do not quake, for though I love 35 Loves not too rough a treatment gentle Sir- BEN NEVIS. I must I shall I meet not such tit bits 40 I must have one sweet Buss I must and shall 45 50 Block-head, d'ye hear-Block-head I'll make her feel 55 60 65 A cave of young earth dragons - well my boy O Muses weep the rest Safe on the lowly ground she bless'd her fate That fainting fit was not delayed too late. But what surprises me above all is how this Lady got down again. 70 |